January 2nd 2012 12:09 pm
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Happy New Year to all of my Pup Pals!
Mom asked me what I thought I should have for my New Year's Resolutions, and this is what I came up with:
1.) I should get onto the computer more often so I can write in my blog and to my Pup Pals.
2.) I should stop begging for food. (Mom made me write this.)
3.) I should "eliminate" when Uncle Jim takes me outside. (Mom said I'm "the only dog in the world that is 'anal retentive'" whatever that means.)
4.) I should stop "rearranging the rugs" when Mom is not home.
5.) I should stop picking the trash can looking for used snot rags. (Mom made me write this as well.)
6.) I should make a better effort to "aim" in the Pooch Potty box. (Again, Mom made me write this!)
7.) I should stop scratching, licking and gnawing myself to bleed when I have a "little itch."
8.) I should stop hogging up Lexi's space when Uncle Eric takes me over to their place.
9.) I will stop digging a hole in my living room bed. (Now that Mom replaced the center piece foam.)
10.) I will remember my user name and password so that I can get back on line to blog about the dumb stuff that Mom does and to be able to give zealies to my Pup Pals all year long.
On a better note, a few days ago Mom had a small party here and all of my favorites uncles came over. Uncle Beto, Uncle Pierre, Uncle Carlos, Uncle Ralph & Auntie Liz(without their giant Dali - who used to be a pain in the tail when she was a puppy) and a new uncle - Uncle Jose.
Mom said that Uncle Jose used to come over a lot when he was a teenager and he knew my sister, Sasha, who is now at Rainbow Bridge. Uncle Beto also knew Sasha. Uncle Jose was fun, he would give me a lot of treats if I did what he wanted me to do. So I had to sit, shake - one paw at a time, speak, catch, lie down, go get it, and take the treat out of Mom's mouth "like a lady." I got tired of having to do the same things over and over for Uncle Jose, so I just started "speaking" to him to give me my treats. Mom told Uncle Jose that I had him wrapped around my little finger. Silly Mom, she knows that I use my little fingers to type on the computer, and I don't wrap them around people, specially to get yummy treats from.
That day, Uncle Ralph gave Uncle Jose a new violin, so Mom said that he'll be back to play. I know this means with me, but Mom insists that he'll be back to play the violin. Whatever Mom...
Either way, Mom and I are looking forward to another bar-b-que with all of my Uncles so they can play their string quartets or quintets and I can get more treats from them! Hehehe!
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