Sharing TV Knowledge

I am happy to report that Smokey caught the Bandit, and had a lot of fun dispensing puppy slaps of justice. I watched another great tv show the other day similar to Smokey and the Bandit. It is called Dukes of Hazzard, and it is the story of the Duke Boys who are always running from this little fat guy called Boss Hogg because Boss Hogg is a cannibal who wants to have them for dinner. The General Lee is the real star of the show. I know some of you are going to say, General Lee was a general for the South in the Civil War. WRONG!!! General Lee is a car-- a Dodge Charger--probably a 1971 Charger or at least in that time span. General Lee does all sorts of tricks which means he is a very smart car. The Duke Boys are the good guys, and they always win which is good for the show because it would have been cancelled very quickly had Boss Hogg managed to bareque them in an early episode. Another important character in the show was Flash, the bassett hound owned by Roscoe P. Coltrane. Sherriff Roscoe worked for Boss Hogg, but it was good that he was kind of incompetent because if he had done his job better, again, there would be no show. Flash was a wonderful addition to the cast, and the smartest on the show (for the obvious reason that of being a dog). I have only one thing to add: YEE HAW

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Who Watches TV)

Time to Go After The Bandit

Normally I let Demon do a lot of the polical observations since he is running for President, and I'm merely the vice-president. I was looking through the internet news today hoping there might be something good--like a sale on dingo bones. In the process, I ran across an article about Ashley Todd, a Republican campaign worker who is in serious need of psychiatric help. Insanity isn't even a particulary interesting story. However, despite this insane woman running around making the McCain group look bad, according to some of the comments, it is the liberal media that is responsible. I know this is a stretch for some humans, but perhaps it is because there was an insane campaign worker running around loose. I realize that humans aren't as smart as us dogs, but you'd think they could understand the truth when it smacks them in the face. The smart humans will be voting for Demon Flash Bandit for President. A dog can do a much better job than a human, and that is just the way it is.

Has anyone seen that wonderful movie Smokey and the Bandit? Samoa was showing it at the Pier. I like it because it is inspirational. It made me realize that I Angel Zoom SMOKEY should be chasing Demon Flash BANDIT around the house, and yes, that is how we got our third names. The only difference between the movie and real life is that in real life, Smokey plans to catch the Bandit and give out some puppy slaps of justice.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Ready to Start Chasing)

My Opinion of Halloween

I have been discussing Christmas in my last couple of entries, but Halloween is the next holiday on the calendar. This isn't a wonderful holiday for dogs since many of our misguided (notice I was nice and didn't say stupid) humans decide to dress their dogs in costumes. This is degrading and annoying to most dogs. Naturally, this doesn't make it one of our better holidays. In addition to the silly costumes, children come to the door, and expect to get free candy. Yes, candy that we dogs could be eating. Most kids already get enough candy. We dogs are like the Trix rabbit. Kids stuff down candy while telling us that candy is for children---not for dogs. I think Halloween needs some changes, and we dogs are going to have to make them.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Halloween Should Be Dog-Friendly)

Santa Rehired

Santa has been rehired at the mall in Virginia. I'm glad for him, but this job had better not interfere with him giving me what I asked for this Christmas. When a girl sends a few items she wants for Christmas to Santa, and he ignores 300 or the 500 pages, Santa isn't doing his job. I am quite serious when I said I will go to the North Pole personally and puppy slap him, Mrs. Claus, the elves and the reindeer if I'm neglected again this year. Let's see how jolly he will be after he has had a good puppy slapping.

I would suggest that you pups out there start thinking of what you plan to ask for at Christmas. You can never start too early.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Christmas Planning)

Santa Was a Disappointment Last Year

Demon wrote in his diary entry about Santa being laid off from a mall in Farifax County, VA, and I have to admit, I'm much less upset about it than Demon. I usually agree with Demon, but I've been annoyed at Santa since last year. I sent him a brief list of what I wanted for Christmas--only about 500 pages, and he didn't bring me everything I wanted. You can imagine that I am still annoyed at him over neglecting me. Sure, I got nice toys and treats, but where was my limo, my computer, and all the other little things a girl needs to be happy? I didn't even get the unlimited charge cards that were pre-paid. Demon said you can't pre-pay an unlimited charge card and I told him to quit annoying me. If I want an unlimited pre-paid charge card, I should get an unlimited pre-paid charge card. Maybe Santa will do a better job this year, but he had better get with the program and send me what I ask for. Just ask the mall in VA, Santa can be replaced.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Santa Had Better Bring Me What I Ask For This Year if He Knows What is Good For Him Or I Will Come to the North Pole and Puppy Slap Him, Mrs. Claus, the Elves, and all the Reindeer)

I Love To Shop

I told Demon Flash Bandit that I might have to resign from being his vice president because I was really mad that the Republican party spent $150,000 on Sarah Palin's wardrobe, and Demon has given me NO MONEY whatsoever to spend on clothing or even a good grooming. He says it should be about what we do for the country--not what we are wearing, but Demon is a male. We girls know that clothing is fun, and it is even more fun when you can go on shopping sprees and some dopey moron, I mean your political party pays for it for you. Everyone is always telling me that I'm beautiful, and you can imagine how much better those clothes would look on me than on Sarah Palin. I guess I'll continue to run with Demon Flash Bandit because he is the smartest of all the candidates and I know his ideas are right, but $150,000 worth of free clothing is very tempting. I hope you dogs appreciate what sacrifices I make for the good of the majority of you.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Who Loves to Shop)

Family Guy Controversy

I'm madder than Sarah Palin when she has run out of bullets over the controversy of season 7 of Family Guy showing Nazis with McCain/Palin buttons. Why is this controversial? It sounds like common sense to me. I understand that Nazis would be offended over being associated with the McCain/Palin group, but you can't please everyone, and Family Guy is an intelligent program that has the guts to be honest with its messages. I applaud Family Guy for its courage in reporting facts so that the average person might be able to understand them. I think Nazis should also have the courage to admit they support McCain because we know they do. It is only natural that they would support McCain since he declared himself Der UberMann. He is not to be confused with Superman since they have differing agendas. John McCain has declared himself a defender of the middle class. I'm very glad that he is protecting the middle class defined as those making $100,000 a week--the typical middle class (at least in John McCain's mind). McCain is a memeber of the middle class. He uses money as toilet paper just like everyone in the middle class. If he could only get over that little, I'm a corpse thing, he would be just like the rest of us.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Who Wears a DemonFlash Bandit for President campaign button)

New and Improved--With Freckles

I've heard Mommy tell Demon that he has very cute black "freckles" on his nose. I like to be the center of attention so naturally, this is attention that Demon is getting that could be mine. However, I devised a truly genius plan. I found a little bottle of black craft paint. I opened the bottle, and now I have some lovely black freckles on my nose too. Was Mommy pleased with my attempt to make myself look prettier for her? Typical of the humans, there is no pleasing them so no, she was not pleased. In the course of making these lovely freckles, I got a bit of paint on the mattress, Mommy's clothes, and a few other things in the bedroom. It wasn't my fault that the paint has a mind of its own. Mommy checked to see if I ate any of it. PLEASE. I may be a puppy, but I know you don't eat make-up. I was too busy decorating the room with it. I might add that I think it makes the room look much nicer. I want to add that McCain could take an example from me. I made myself look better, and I didn't have to spend $6,000 to do it.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog With Nose Freckles)

Angel Zoom Smokey for Vice President

I know I'm running for vice President with Demon Flash Bandit, but I have to applaud McCain because he spends $6,000 on make up. You know that he understands the value of money, and would do a great job with the economy. A girl has got to love a man who understands the value of make up. However, he needs to spend a bit more so that he looks like he is still alive. He isn't fooling everyone. He needs better make up.

I want to remind you. If McCain wins, you have to see him and Palin on tv for 4 years. Demon and I look much nicer, and it would be more fun to look at us. I hate to brag, but we dogs always look nicer than humans.

Love, Angel Zoom Smokey

Why Cats????????????

I know Demon Flash Bandit thinks he is the only one who thinks about stuff, but he isn't. I often wonder why the world is the way it is. For example, how many of you dogs know that humans in ancient Egypt worshipped cats? Yes, cats. I have nothing against cats, but I certainly wouldn't worship them. No wonder their empire fell. I guess the ancient humans were as stupid as the modern humans--cats......why??? I'm sure none of us dogs will be able to answer that. It just makes no sense. Maybe that is why there are still mummies running around. They crossed over and discovered that (unlike that episode of Married With Children when Buck died, and there was a cat in charge), cats were just cats. I bet they felt really stupid then. Now they have to come back as mummies because they are trying to find an afterlife where cats are in charge. Good luck, mummies....that will never happen.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Not a Cat)