Happy Birthday To Badger

I hope all my pals on dogster are having a good day. I was saddened to read the story about 21 horses dying in Florida. My heart goes out to those horses.

I want to be sure and wish Badger a happy birthday. Demon was going to do it, but I asked him to leave it to me. I like to have important things to write about too. The photo of Badger as a puppy that was taken by his breeder was so cute!!

That is all I have to say today. A girl sometimes wants to relax and watch tv.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Wishing Badger a Happy Birthday)

When Demon is Right, He is Right!!!

I don't always agree with Demon, but I want to go on record as agreeing with him about the whole cookie issue. I think both the humans in this house should prefer peanutbutter cookies so Demon and I can eat all of them. That is how it should be. The humans don't need cookies, but we do. Sure, we get all sorts of treats, but I say a dog can never get too many treats.

I have some napping to do so I will get back to it, but when Demon writes about important issues, I have the duty to put my paw in and agree with him.

Angel Zoom Smokey (I Second What Demon Said)

Again today Demon is still on the cookie issue, and I could not agree with him more. Sometimes we do have disagreements like when I want to play and Demon, who tends to be lazy, wants to nap. However, we always agree on the need for a dog to have cookies, and not those stupid made for dog cookies that taste like that were made for dogs. I'm talking about made for human cookies that taste like that are made for humans. I don't care if the cookie looks like a human cookie, the flavor won't fool a dog for a minute. Of course, if that is all I am offered, I will eat it, but I do prefer the human variety of cookie. Anyway, once again, Demon is so right about this issue.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Agreeing With Demon Flash Bandit Again)

What is the Latest Newts?

I saw an article in the news today that says Newt has declared that Obama's treatment of the economy has been a failure. I personally think he should be a bit more understanding since Obama hasn't been in there very long and he inherited the mess--he didn't create it. However, the thing that has really riled this dog is that I don't think a salamander has any business being covered by the news. It isn't like they are asking a dog's opinion of events, and if you ask me, a dog would be able to make much more intelligent comments. I know some of you may say Angel Zoom Smokey, look at the photo, he is a human. To that I can only ask you, what human in their right mind would name a baby Newt? Any human who would name a baby Newt or any human who would choose to go by that name is obviously crazy, and should be put in a mental hospital for the good of that person and the community at large. A person named Newt could cause a lot of damage to society. Next time you read the news, make sure the reporters aren't trying to sneak in the opinions of amphibians.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Newt is a Salamander and He Looks Like Lizard)

Demon Flash Bandit and his Ego

I know I haven't written an entry in a few months, but try getting the computer away from the greedy paws of Demon Flash Bandit, one of yesterday's dogster diary picks of the day. There is no living with that dog now. He is walking around in sunglasses and a tee shirt that says, Diary Pick Dog. Can you believe that? He has 3 pens with him in case someone asks for his pawtograph. He already plans to sign with his right front paw because he said signing with left paw is too dangerous since left pawed humans tend to get hurt more. He planned all this pawtograph stuff already because he is writing a book and thinks he will be a famous author. I don't like to say the dog has an ego, but he does have an ego! I saw him looking in the mirror this moring admiring himself. I almost lost my milkbones! This is why I'm writing today. I'm tired of Mr. "Diary Pick" hogging the computer and it is time that my dog pals hear from Angel Zoom Smokey. I do hope everyone is having a nice summer, and I would write more, but I've complained about Demon Flash Bandit enough. Besides, I just wanted to make him give up the computer, and it worked. HAHA

Angel Zoom Smokey (Writing About Demon, the Computer Hog)

Kids Need Vegetables!

I haven't written a diary entry in quite a while thanks to Mr. Demon Flash Bandit always hogging the computer. I want to thank my pals for the new gifts on my page. Bella, the Divine Miss B sent me a pumpkin. Coco Rose and Puff sent me a bat. Sammy PSDit sent me a ribbon, and Sandra Marie sent me a lovely trick or treat ghost. My page looks nice with all the cool gifts and I want all of you to know that I pawreciate them. I hope everydog had a nice Howloween. Mine was okay. I didn't have to dress up this year, and that makes it a good holiday. I'll never forget my first Howloween when Mommy bought me a hot dog costume. By the time Oct. 31 got here, it only fit my butt and Demon called me hot dog butt which was very insulting if you ask me. We didn't get a lot of trick or treaters here which my human brother Jeff said was depressing, but it made Demon Flash Bandit very happy since the fewer trick or treaters we have, the more candy that is left over and DFB loves candy!!! If you happened to read his diary entry today, he came up with a brilliant plan (yes he called it brilliant) in which future trick or treaters are given vegetables instead of candy. He says kids need veggies and he doesn't like them so he doesn't care if the humans give them away. He has come to the conclusion that since many of the humans are making dogs dress up in humiliating costumes (and to us any costume is humiliating), we deserve the candy. I may not always agree with Demon Flash Bandit, but on the subject of Howloween costumes and candy, we are in complete agreement. When Demon Flash Bandit is right, he is right!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Give the Kids the Veggies they Need)

My Letter to Mr. Santa Paws

It is time for Angel Zoom Smokey to get Demon Flash Bandit off the computer long enough for me to write my annual letter to Santa Paws.
Since "Mr. Bandit" likes to hog the computer, I dont' get to write a lot so I have several dogs who have sent me gifts that I want to thank for their kindess. Sammy PSDit sent me a nice crown. My Grandmommy, Rhiannon's Rag Doll, sent me candy corn. I ate it and then I let Demon Flash Bandit smell the candy on my breath just to annoy him. I got 2 turkeys--one from Randi, Margo, and Sadie, and the other from Biscotte. The turkeys were fun to catch and eat. Then I topped it off with a delicious pie from Coco Rose and Puff. Thanks for all the nice gifts on my page everyone. I do appreciate them.

Now for my letter to Santa Paws:

Dear Mr. Santa Paws,

I have been a good girl all year as I'm sure you are aware.

As usual, I know that you are very busy and the elves are overworked and I like to make it as easy as possible on you and the elves. You can bring me one million dollars in small bills--hundreds are fine, but if you get a $10,000 bill, stores don't want to take them. I have no idea why the mint doesn't print bigger bills now considering that the one dollar bill doesn't go that far. I had one the other day and the bubble gum machine refused to accept it--the price of gum has been going up. Okay the gum wasn't quite a dollar yet--but give it a couple of months. However, that is the kind of garbage Demon Flash Bandit likes to write about in his diary entry so I will leave that dribble to him. Santa, I know that the cash will make your life a lot easier and I don't mind shopping for the gifts that I want myself. If you would like to bring more than a million, it is most welcome, but I do not want to be greedy. One million dollars will be fine.

How is Mrs. Claus? I hope she is well. Tell her thanks for the candy she sent to me last year. She does know her way around the kitchen, but I don't have to tell you that, do I?

I will leave you some diet coke and cookies on Christmas Eve. You can eat all the food you want if you drink diet coke to go with it. I've heard the humans say that. If your cookies are missing, smell Demon Flash Bandit's breath. He has quite the sweet tooth.

Love, Angel Zoom Smokey

Now my letter to Santa Paws is written. I hope all you dogs get everything you want for Christmas and may your holidays be wonderful.

Angel Zoom Smokey (My Letter to Mr. Paws)

Angel Zoom Smokey Should Be the Champion!

I would like to thank Sandra Marie for the cool fireplace with Santa coming down on my page. It is the time of year when I start thinking about Santa Paws which is why I wrote my letter to him yesterday. I think I should get extra toys and treats since I have to put up with Mr. Ego, Demon Flash Bandit all year. Do you know what Demon is doing now. He is napping. Yes, napping. I go over and bite his ear to get him to play with me and he growls and goes back to sleep. I'm telling you the dogs is lazy---LAZY!!! He won't play tug of war with me because he is the champion and he is afraid he will lose his title to a girl. You should see him---he has the humans sing that song, Demon is the Champion to him and he eats it up. It makes me want to lose my milkbones watching him while they sing it. Yet does he give me a chance to gain the title? No, he does not! It reminds me of Rocky 3 when Rocky doesn't fight anyone who really has a chance to win until he meets up with Mr. T. and Mr. T lost because he was weighed down by a bunch of gold jewelry. That is why we dogs don't wear a lot of jewelry--many of us are big Rocky fans, and we saw what happened to Mr. T. Then Mr. T went on to star in a tv show called the A Team. This was a group of super smart A students who travelled around tutoring kids who couldn't make an A without help. They were being hunted by a bunch of bully kids who weren't able to make good grades and were jealous. Yes, I know it doesn't sound like a great premise for a show, but it did quite well and I think Jeff said they are making it into a movie. Lets' hope they don't ruin the integrity of the show when they make it into a movie.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Getting Stronger.....)

Wishing for a Winter Wonderland!!!

Hello doggies. Angel Zoom Smokey is on the computer which means that Demon Flash Bandit is napping--as usual. The dog knows how to nap. The weather is getting colder and we had some snow--not nearly as much as promised, but a dog learns to accept things the way they are. A dog can only hope that the birds will not steal all our snow, but they are getting more and more evil with each passing day. A dog tries not to think about it and hopes for the best!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Wishing for Snow)

I Had a Nice Holiday!

Demon is napping so I'm going to spend a few minutes on the computer because I need to thank all the dogs who have sent me gifts on my page. I got wonderful snowflakes from Dixie and the Plott'n Pibble Pitties. I'm sure you know how much I love snow. The snowman from Coffee and Daytona was a cool guy to play with. He doesn't complain about snow the way my humans do. The stocking from The Divine Miss B and her family and my sister My Little Demon was cool--I like Christmas stockings because no one will try to put them on my paws. I loved the hearts I received from Doroty RIP and Lucky and also from Maya, Matilda, Malalai, and Mauui. The gingerbread man I got from Coco Rose and family tried to run away from me just like the one that Demon Flash Bandit got on his page, but he taught me to chase it and once you catch it, it is delicious. I have to tell you that the chase is part of the fun.

I had a wonderful Christmas even if Santa Paws didn't bring me everything I asked for---AGAIN. The nice grandhumans who are the parents of my doggy parents, Merlin's Magic Cane and Faithfully Yours, Bertie sent Demon and me a package filled with so many toys and treats that Mommy gave us the stuff from Santa Paws the day after Christmas. Mommy said they sent so much that we wouldn't know what to play with first which I have to admit was true. I might add that the "stringed cheese" budda snacks were wonderful. Demon and I recommend them to any dogs who haven't tried them.

Uh oh, Demon is waking up. I'd better get off the computer. Don't tell him I was on here.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Had a Wonderful Christmas)