August 20th 2011 2:17 pm
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I know I haven't written a diary in a long time--since my letter to Santa Paws last Christmas. I was very discouraged by Mr. Santa Paws (like he deserves to be called "Mr."). I asked the man for a reasonable gift of 10 million dollars in cash, and once again, he didn't come through. What is the point of me going to the trouble of writing if I don't get what I want? I didn't even bother to write a letter to the Easter Bunny. I waited for him, and let him know in pawson what I thought of bunnies who don't give a dog enough for Easter. I might add I had a nice Easter. Sometimes if you want the job done right, you have to do it with your own paws.
I'm writing today because Demon Flash Bandit, my "brother" who likes to annoy me with his very presence, has been chosen as a diary pick 3 times this week. Yes, 3 times!!! I dont' really care, but I do think the "I'm a diary pick" tshirt is rubbing it in a bit too much partikcularly since he won't wear it. He put it on the bed for me to look at whenever I'm relaxing-which is often. I happen to be a much better dog than him. I've been known to "mop" the floor for the humans which he never bothers to do. I provide the liquid and everything so the humans don't have to do a thing. I think they could be a bit more appreciative if you ask me, but they are humans so a dog can only expect so much from them!
Dogster, I should send you a video of me limping around the house. Yes, I've got a serious injury which I finally let Mommy look at while I was gettiing a tummy rub. I think that alone should qualify me as a diary pick so I can get all the sympathy from all the other dogs. Mommy looked at it and said it was not bad and would heal in a couple of days. She thinks that will make me feel better, but Mommy is not a vet so what does she know? I could have some serious paw disease like lockpaw, and all I get is "she will get better in a couple of days". She said the way I jumped over Demon Flash Bandit the other day and "accidentally" landed on his head that it is amazing I don't have more hurts than a little scratch on my paw. I can't understand the humans. I am a flying dog. That should get me a movie contract or at least a viral video on Youtube; but all I get is that "I'm lucky I don't get hurt more often". If my humans hadn't brought me McDonalds yesterday and if there weren't still some Milkbones and human peanut butter cookies in the house with MY name on them, I would leave!!!!
If there is any justice, Dogster HQ will choose this diary as a diary pick tomorrow so I can annoy Demon Flash Bandit the way he annoys me!
Angel Zoom Smokey (Flying Dog)
We all seem to have our own little annoying pest siblings don't we? I feel your pain! BOL But since your brother probably didn't ask to be a DDP pick (maybe once but certainly not three times) try to take it easy on him. Wow, I think that was my Mom talking for a minute there cause that doesn't sound like me! Anyhoo, I'm voting for you to be a DDP pick. Maybe we should start a petition...
Yeah, you got my vote as a DDP!
Angel, sweetie, I'm gonna whispers in your ear...I am a Diary Pick today, too, but here's a secret...it's kinda like buying a raffle, or lottery ticket...the more you barks the better chances you have of bein' a pick. Ok, there now don't tells no one I barked that! I hope your entry gets picked, cuz its a good un!
You got my vote, too, Angel!!