October 20th 2008 12:36 pm
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I've heard Mommy tell Demon that he has very cute black "freckles" on his nose. I like to be the center of attention so naturally, this is attention that Demon is getting that could be mine. However, I devised a truly genius plan. I found a little bottle of black craft paint. I opened the bottle, and now I have some lovely black freckles on my nose too. Was Mommy pleased with my attempt to make myself look prettier for her? Typical of the humans, there is no pleasing them so no, she was not pleased. In the course of making these lovely freckles, I got a bit of paint on the mattress, Mommy's clothes, and a few other things in the bedroom. It wasn't my fault that the paint has a mind of its own. Mommy checked to see if I ate any of it. PLEASE. I may be a puppy, but I know you don't eat make-up. I was too busy decorating the room with it. I might add that I think it makes the room look much nicer. I want to add that McCain could take an example from me. I made myself look better, and I didn't have to spend $6,000 to do it.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog With Nose Freckles)