Humans: The Biggest Jokes Ever

Humans never cease to amaze me. How a life form so inept at everything can continue to function is beyond me. Humans, I must admit, do amuse me. I am not sure what these 'humans' purpose is (especially mimes), but my guess is that they were put on this Earth to provide us dogs with entertainment. Life has a funny way of twisting fate though, making the human 'pets' the dominant forms of life and the superior dog 'masters' their loyal companions. Well, I think it's time to set things right! Humans are great and all, but they need to be put in there place! I say we...

"What is it Jeff?"..."No, no, I am not writing anything about enslaving humans, you're crazy, you crazy kid you."..."What do you mean you heard me...oh that, I was just reading something from another dog, I swear."..."Okay Jeff, you go on and do something boring, bye."

Jeez, that was close. Well, I better go, I think Jeff is catching on. I'll try to keep you up to date.

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Angel Zoom Smokey (The 'real' master of the universe)