The Muttchka Manifesto

These are some eventful times!

April 27th 2010 12:52 pm
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Wow, my friends, many things have happened since I last wrote, and no, I'm not having puppies.

You see, for the past few weeks, the humans kept talking to me and petting me and stuff. I thought this was good, because I love attention. Then Mom started putting things in boxes, which is TERRIBLE, but it wasn't putting all our stuff in boxes, so it was okay. Maybe she was "cleaning" or doing other strange human rituals.

Two weeks ago, Mom got up and got all her running stuff ready and I was SO EXCITED but she was going to a "race" which means "no dogs allowed" and I don't know why she even does those. Running with me is super fun. Then a little while later, Dad got up and we went for a little walk. Well something made all the humans ever all excited and THEY WERE ALL RUNNING. There were some dogs watching (why weren't the dogs running too? I want to run!!!) and I wanted to meet them. All other dogs are Very Interesting and potential BFFs. Dad did not let me. Then, guess who came by? MOM. She was one of the crazy running people! And she ran away without me! Then Dad and I went home and he left me all by myself. He and mom came back after a while and they put me in my crate because some strange men came over.

Mom and dad put all of our stuff in boxes (BAD!!!!) and the strange men started taking all of our stuff outside. I woofed and I woofed, then after a while I settled down and ate from my Kong with ground bison in it and also the chicken feet Mom kept giving me. Mom stayed with me even when Dad went away. Then we went for a Car Ride and went to a house with a big yard and they let me off my leash. I ran around and rolled in the grass and was very happy.

Apparently we live there now. I love to roll in the grass. Mom and Dad say they "own" the house and so we don't have to move (aka Traumatize the Miss) every year or so any more.

Things are going well now. Yesterday Mom came home and then left me really fast, but she brought me back a present when she came back - a new tag! Apparently I am "licensed" now. Whatever. She also made me a flirt pole, which is my New Favorite Thing and I woof at the tennis ball in a sock that is tied to the end because I want to Get It and sometimes I do and then we play Tug.

I love my yard. I love it so much.

 
 

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Barked by: Sabrina 2000~2012 (Dogster Member)

April 28th 2010 at 1:25 am

Your yard sounds like a LOT of fun! I hate moving, too-- so I am jealous you won't have to move again for a long long time.
Barked by: Blake CGC (Dogster Member)

April 28th 2010 at 1:53 pm

Miss, As you know, having your own yard is very Good for Dogs. I am so happy for you!

Blake


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