Sophie Bean, My life as a hooligan....
December 18th 2012 4:27 am
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How to make Mommy think she losing her mind? It is simple. You take one bad cat & one hooligan dog combine them into a naughty tag team and you get a Mommy thinking she lost her mind. Mommy got some toys & treats for her pet sitting client’s pets. She wrapped them all up and put them in a big cardboard box in her office closet. Mommy goes in & out of the closet but is always shutting the door behind her. I saw some of the toys…smelled some of the treats and I wanted them, but I knew I could not do it by myself so I barked at Spitz and told him what is in the magic closet. I also explained to Spitz this would be his only chance at getting a Christmas gift, because let’s face the truth…he is naughty and is gonna get a stocking full of fleas from Santa Paws. We put our plan in motion. Spitz would open the closet and I would move in to retrieve the prezzies. Seemed easy enough but as soon as Spitz would get that door open it seemed Mommy would show up. It was funny to see the look of confusion as Mommy would find the door open. She would say, “I know I closed that door.” Then the other day she came home, found the door open and the box of prezzies moved from the back of the closet to the front. Mommy just kinda of stared at the box and said, “It is official, I am losing my mind!” Everyday Spitz & I got closer and closer to getting that box out of the closet and getting those prezzies. The other day Mommy was downstairs reading a book when she heard the creaking of the closet slowly opening. Spitz got the door open and I told him to watch for Mommy and meow really loud if she comes. I moved into the closet grabbed the flap of the cardboard box and pulled & pulled. The box got caught on something but I kept trying…next thing I know I feel a tapping on my butt and heard Mommy say, “What do you think you are doing?” I must have jumped 2 feet in the air. Spitz was no where to be seen! Mommy said, “If you are looking for your partner in crime he already took off!” Caught red pawed in the act. I hope Santa Paws wasn’t watching. In a way I think Mommy was happy it was just me & Spitz being naughty and that she wasn’t losing her mind.
Sophie Bean Schnoodle