Pensive Prattling by Shaki

~How to Train a Human~

September 4th 2012 8:58 am
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Dear Diary,
This is an open letter to all Furs who have long desired to know precisely how to go about training their humans. First, let them get comfortable in an easy chair, all relaxed, drinking their coffee and watching the morning news. Sit on their lap for a bit to lull them into thinking that they have everything under control and that all is well in their world for the nonce. THEN jump down, go take the covers off the furniture they were protecting, and give the reclining human "the Look!" Make sure the Look is full of promise for entire destruction of said furniture if ignored. Our covered furniture is leather, and does not like to be raked by paws! Stare at the furniture in an evil manner, then back at the human, just to make sure she or he is getting the message. Paw the furniture gently at first, and if you are still being ignored, step up the pawing a few notches. Don't worry. Said human will quickly arise from her comfy seat, and get the treat or chewy for you, just as you have trained her to do. Take my word for it!!! It works like a charm EVERYTIME!!!

 
 

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Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

September 4th 2012 at 4:31 pm

Shaki- I have leather couch,loveseat and chair too! Thanks for the Tips on how to increase my treat allowance... I can't wait to try your techniques out..hugs and kisses,mazy
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

September 7th 2012 at 7:05 am

You, should write a book!

Congratulations on being a DDP!

~
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

September 7th 2012 at 2:32 pm

Thanks fur the tip, Shaki!! And Condogulations on your DDP!!


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