Arrr, she be a mighty steed!

Arr, I met me grandma's horse the other day, she be a mighty steed!! But not so mighty as to scare the great Captain Jack Sparrow!!! I barked and snarled and growled at her until she backed her horsey legs up and away from me! Arrr, beware of Captain Jack Sparrow!!

Arrr, Me arrival

Arrr, I be telling the tail of my arrival to the land of Ayer, where I found my Black Pearl. It was the year of 2007 on the 16th day of the month of April. I woke early, before the sun were up. I was driven to a place where giant steel birds awaited to take me to my destination. The steel bird took me safely thru the eye of a Nor'Easter storm and landed in the land of Boston. There I awaited my new family in a cargo bay. When they arrived to get me, it was pouring rain and windy. They took me into a rolling steel cage with them and we rode along the black paths to a place where the storm had washed sand over the paths. There they took me for my first meal, a bounty of delicious cheese on a bread crust, this food was called "Pizza". It was then that I decided I had hit the jackpot of treasure by finding this family. We all got back into the steel cage and rolled down more black paths to "home". There I met my beautiful Black Pearl, and all me other new siblings.