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I'm so mad at my mommy!!! She was bein all nice with me, givin me massages and lovin on me when she got up and said something about nails. I was so relaxed I didn't really care.
She came back, picked me up, sat me on her lap and started clipping my nails!!! I was like whoa, whoa!! What's going on here? I like my nails that length just fine. We had several arguements about the situation. I felt I had to express my dissatisfaction with my teeth on her fingers and she wouldn't give in.
FINALLY it was all over when a nail file came out of nowhere and she started all over again! I had no energy left for a new fight so I just layed there and let her do whatever she wanted.
But all get her back...she's always yelling at me when I grab one of her favorite boots and run around the house with it. I think it's time that boot goes missing....I'll keep you posted.
My mommy decided last night that I needed a bath!!! I thought she was crazy cuz I smelled just fine. Well she got me anyways and off the the sink it was. I kept trying to get away but she would put me back in smearing this goo on me. YUCK! She kept saying " oh you're going to smell so good and look so shiny and blah blah blah!" Well I survived the bath, got dried up and planned my revenge.
My mommy came back from work today to find a MESS!!! I know she hates them cuz she's always yelling at me when I make'em. She opened the front door to find torn papers and napkins all over the floor. I managed to get them off the table even when they're not close to the edge. It's my secret and I'll never tell how I get them!
So I gues we're even now huh mommy! Let's see if she remembers this next time she tries to give me a bath!
Gotta go I see a patch of grass in my backyard I need to rub on!
Oh boy was my mommy upset with me today! She came home to find her shoes all over the living room floor.
My mommy was in such a hurry to leave in the morning for work that she forgot to make sure the door where the shoes are was closed good. Man did I have a good time.
At first I tried my daddy's shoes but they were too big and heavy! So I tried mommy's shoes and they were just right! I had a little bit of a sneaker, two slippers one black the other white, and finally the heel of mommy's favorite sandal. YUMMY! It was scrumptious!
Maybe next time she'll leave the door to where they hide all the food open! Boy oh boy! Can't wait for that door!
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