Da Poodle - The Hottest New Reality Show

My dad said I should get a hobby so I began writing a pilot for my own TV reality show called "Da Poodle". Here's the nickel tour. I get 20 bitches all vying for my attention. I get to know all of them...sniffing butts...playing catch together...etc. At the end of each week I award Milkbones to all of the lucky bitches but one. Whoever doesn't get the milkbone gets sent home...At the end of the contest I'll be down to one lucky girl. Me and that lucky puppy will become a hot couple. I'll kneel down on one hind leg take her paw in mine and ask her to share my doggy bed...We'll spend a week together at Camp Canine getting the works...massages, baths, grooming, bones. Everything a bitch could want....Hopefully we'll live happily ever after.... I'm talking with HBO about it currently...NBC viewed it as too controversial....

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