February 19th 2008 2:20 pm
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Dear Diary-

I want to know what a diet is. Whatever it is, it can't be good. Mom says that there are only two things stopping me from being in Agility right now. One, my dog aggression. Two, I'm...Overweight?! Money's a small issue at the moment too, but that is beside the point! Mom saying I'm overweight? What is UP with THAT? And then she says my diet starts today? Grr. Whatever that diet thing is does not make me happy, because today we went into the backyard and I did my usual jumping over the Agility jump, go through the tunnel, etc. etc., working on my obedience, but then, instead of going up on the deck and throwing the tennis ball for us, Mom goes to the bottom of the smallish hill in our backyard with the tennis ball. It confuses all of us! But then she throws the ball and we run after it. She does this a few times, and by then we are panting. And the fetching continued. She says get ready to do that more often. WHAT? I can't do that every single day! And then! She comes up to the computer and tells me she is going to find better-for-us food. HUH? No way, Mom. This time you've gone too far. Wayyyyy to far! And less food. >.< I can't believe this!

Well, at least Mom says we might be getting new agility equipment that I can practice with, and that might mean less running up and down that stupid hill. Might =O

-Mickey