The Great and Mighty Tinkerbelle (I am not a fairy!)

February 17, 2007 Oh Boy Am I in Trouble Now!

I think I am in danger of losing my recently found happy home. I did a TERRIBLE thing today. At least that's what mama said. Iwas just trying to make the carpet smell like me.

Mama put this loud machine thing on it that made it all wet and smelling like flowers or something. I couldn't find mama's or my scent anywhere. It was very scary. So I pooped in the middle of the dining room and then I rolled in it to get it all over so it would smell like me. I thought it smelled pretty nice.

Mama yelled at me and said I was a bad girl and made me go in the shower with her to wash off all the good stuff. She was dripping water from her eyes and making puppy sounds. It made me want to lick her face. But she didn't want me to.

So now, when I'm not beside her, she makes me stay in my crate. She said she can't trust me anymore. I think that must be bad. But she told me it was all her fault. She should have put me in my crate while she was putting that machine on the carpet instead of letting me sit in my house (bed). I don't know what that means, except that I've been banned from the living room now.

She went out for awhile and when she came back she had a great big box with her. I thought it was for me but when she opened it, there was a bigger machine in it. She said "This better take care of the problem." I hope she doesn't mean me! I'm staying away from that box.