My thoughts on "rain"

Rain is evil. Not just evil . . . E-V- I-L-!

I just don't get it. I don't know whose idea it was to make this wet stuff fall from the sky and mess up my perfectly marked territory, but it must stop. I often will look at mama with my piercing papillon stare and shoot telepathic messages for her to stop it. I know she can, she controls that snake thingy that gets me wet every week. (and I'll write about that later!)

Is it some conspiracy? What evil person thought of this? I refuse to go out in it and I am not going to pee on a ground that is already wet. And going poop . . . forget it. You humans will just have to suffer as I go on your clean carpet. If my territory is going to be ruined by wet stuff falling from above, then you can watch me make the carpet smell better.

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