October 11th 2005 3:55 pm
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I don't know what is happening. I am in the bathroom. My mom put the gate up to keep me in the kitchen one day, and I chewed and chewed and chewed on the gate until there were splinters of wood all over the floor. Then I knocked over a box of 1,000 doggie-poop bags and spread them all over the kitchen floor. Then I ate half of the cardboard box they were in. I didn't want to eat the whole thing -- that would have been rude. So I am not sure why I am in the bathroom when my mom is at work. Also, I do not know where we are. It's a smaller place, but it gets a lot of sunlight, and we have granite countertops. I would like to pee on the ottoman right now.