January 19th 2009 3:05 am
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ROFBOL... Not the Ornery Part "That's Easy".. It..
Aint Easy to Keep it Origional, Orneryish and "Oh My Doggie What Has He Done Now"
But Some Bodies Got to Do It!
i accept! BOL
WOWZA, what a year that 2008 was... as for me, i realy cant tell the difference, 'cept my top knot keeps getting into my eyes more & my Tail tends to get more girlee whistles..
But that 2008 was Great.. Boogie's all grown up bigger'n me now..
But i still put the "A" in Alpha.. well, i am more persistent.. I found out i can Mark 100 spots in less than 15 minutes if the wind is blowing just right..
See There's been all these Foster Bro's and Sissy's in and out this past year, and it's a regular 23 1/2 hour a day job to let them all know who own's the tree's, fences and generaly every toy in the Yard.. (shhhh, don't tell Dallas, we wouldn't want to upset him)
and while it's difficult it is one of two jobs that i accept.. the other is Perfecting & protecting the Ancient Art of Orneryism..
i not only have done the Ornery Clan proud, i may have invented a few new methods myself..
NOTE: No Doggies or Peoples were injured while filming these escapades of daring adventures... ROFBOL
***But, in my never ending quest for perfecting the art of Ornery Tzulian Culture, i have experienced some Fun & Excitement in that ole' 2008 (These Methods should not be tried without direct supervision of a Redneck Pop's) BOL
2008 was rock'n Fun, Me and Boogie spent the whole year trying to learn to fly.. While Zoomies, get the heart racing, Flying Makes ya feel like a Manly Man.. BOL
We have discovered the Ultimate High Jump and Tuck-N-Roll Couch Stroll..
New Heights.. I have found that the world looks quite different from Taller Places.. I dig Climbing to discover all great Views from which i can achieve.. PLUS +++ what a rush Pouncing on the head of anything silly enough to get near ya! But Warning!!! Don't try the Head Landing on a Foster Bro Ya realy Don't Know.. BOL cause sleepless nights trying to sleep with that one eye open..
I have cherished life in the Terrible two's and realy embracing Life and must move ahead into the Three's to Please.. Trainning is going great (we Never Quit Learning... How to Train our Parents) BOL
While Ornery will get you so far, i have also master the art of How to Please forTreats.. BOL No, fur real.. I have become a Super Doggie (if i must say so my self).. Able to accomplish just about every task taught, and with minimal obstinace..BOL
I dig the challenges that were set before me and look foreward to the 09 Times
***Will Try and Write more, and more often, but 4 now just know..
Living on the Groovy Side of Life is..Pawesome.. a Few Smiles, Puppy Kisses & Heart full of Love, ALLWAYS Makes up fur a Lots of Orneryism
Have a Pawesome day and remember
"It Aint' Easy being Ornery.. But the rewards out-weigh the Baths!"
Rascal B. Ornery ~ Jan 2009
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