Greetings. You may worship me now.

Hello, I'm Nicky. I'm choosing to go by the name "Princess Pork Chop" from now on. Someone tell Mommy and Daddy ok?
Then they can grovel at my feet and feed me all that delicious kibble and Mommy's special homemade dog food.
I'm kinda glad Mommy brought that fuzzy beast Chevy home. He's a pest but since he wasn't eating great (Mommy said he'd been free fed and wasn't used to a scheduled mealtime) she started cooking her homemade dinners again and they are delicious ! One day I'm gonna get under Mommy's feet and trip her so I can get all that food =) Yumm.
Well I gotta go. Time to wake everyone up for Dinner !

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