The Tale of Lizzie

Christmas?

Mom and dad keep making this big deal over Christmas, whatever that it. I must say I was excited for about 15 seconds on "Christmas morning" when I got a brand new toy of my very own, then Indy saw it and stole it so mom hid it so he wouldn't ruin it before I got to play with it. I was unimpressed with this as you can imagine. There were lots of good treats to be had though so it was ok. Then mom and dad have to leave for what seemed like an ETERNITY! Mom said she would have brought Indy and me along but she was going to the house where Missie lives and Missie's cousin Amadeus was visiting along with some little people. I'm not so impressed with little people so Indy and I stayed home (he stayed too, mom said it wasn't fair to take one of us) They were not gone very long but it seemed like it. I got bored at some point during the day and was munching on a book she left on the couch. It smelled like some strange dog so I figured I should be sure it wasn't really a dog in disguise or something, yeah that's it. That's my story and I'm stitcking to it. Mom wasn't too mad and she didn't yell or anything. She told me toys were for chewing not books but Indy doesn't share so well. He used to have a ton of toys but he keeps ripping them apart so there's only a few left.... Boys!