a day in the mind of Maggie...

more proof mommy's crazy

I just can't understand my mommy. I know I talk about how crazy she is a lot, but honestly, she just doesn't make sense to me.

Today is our day off, but mommy wakes me up anyway and doesn't give me breakfast. Then, she says we are gonna go buh-bye and I am happy because we can't be going to work because she isn't wearing work clothes and it isn't a work day. I was still upset about no breakfast- but I know I can find something anywhere.

I was hoping it was gramma's house- that would be where we would go. Nope, she starts driving the wrong way- she starts driving to work! That silly mommy gets so confused! Doesn't she know that we aren't going there today and that she isn't dressed right! Now I am getting mad that I didn't get breakfast.

We get to work and go INSIDE! I don't understand what is going on. But it gets worse- I get a shot and then I get really sleepy and silly. There were like 12 mommy's and everything was echoing. They put this thing in my arm that had a long tube attached to it so it was like a leash inside my arm! I told you this is wierd.

Then I get really sleepy and I don't know what happened during my nap. All I know is that I woke up really cold and my whole face was wet and my mouth tasted funny- it doesn't taste like poop anymore. Mommy was there again when I woke up and she said I was a good girl and put a hot lamp by me to warm me up.

I was really tired because I even peed in my bed and I didn't even know it. Mommy said I had my teeth cleaned and that they stole more pee from me to get it 'cultured'. Why does it have to be cultured? I don't care if my pee is politically correct! Silly mommy! I am mad that she stole more pee from me, but at least she didn't use that tray again.

Mommy is giving me extra love now and she says that my kisses smell good again. She said that she was scared because they said that my heart rate kept dropping when I was sleeping. Good thing they took good care of me and were monitoring my heart the whole time- some places don't do that! Mommy said that if they wouldn't have been watching it, like at other places, I probably coulda died. I don't know what that means, but she looked serious when she said it.

I am glad that mommy is spoiling me again. I am going to milk this like crazy. I hope that my pee gets cultured good and that it makes mommy happy too.

Well, I better go outside and find some poopsicles to eat- my mouth tastes funny! Hope your day wasn't as wierd as mine!