June 8th 2007 10:31 pm
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Wow! What a fun night! Mom and Dad took me swimming in the pool for the first time, even though the condo Nazis don't allow dogs in the pool. I don't worry about stuff like rules, but Mom and Dad do a little bit. Nevertheless, they took a chance and boy am I happy they did! It turns out I'm a great swimmer! I perfected the doggy paddle within two seconds and swam all over the pool! Dad waded into the pool with me in his arms and then turned me loose. I swam right over to Mom and then swam back to Dad. After swimming about twenty laps, I got out of the pool and ran around the courtyard for awhile. I don't get much of a chance to run without a leash but Mom said it was ok since the fence bars were narrower than my body. I ran and ran until I got dried off, and then I got back into the pool and swam some more! I think I love swimming! Unfortunately, due to the condo Nazis, I must swim under the cloak of darkness, when all of the Nazis are asleep and drunk on pills and booze. I hope Mom and Dad take me swimming again real soon! I was so pumped up after the swim, I wanted to spend some "special time" with my boyfriend Bobo, a large stuffed bulldog. I love swimming!

Arf, Arf!

Crick Crock