Guy Noir


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Home:Rochester, NY  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 8 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 26-50 lbs


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Nicknames:
Little Guy, Little Stinker, Big Guy, DROP IT!, What ARE you eating...

Doggie Dynamics:
 Energy 
sleepyenergetic
 
 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Friendliness 
aggressiveaffectionate
 
 Playfulness 
not playfulvery playful
 
 Disposition 
anxiouscalm
 

Sun Sign:
Quick Bio:
-purebred

Birthday:
May 31st 2006

Likes:
Treats. Playing with Chelu. Treats. Tummy Rubs. Treats. Playing with Chelu. Treats. Annoying the Cat. Treats.

Pet-Peeves:
Nothing. It's all good.

Favorite Toy:
Mr. Hedgehog, long loofah woobies

Favorite Food:
Food. Treats. Fluff off the floor. Dirt. Leaves. Worms.

Favorite Walk:
Anywhere, anytime.

Best Tricks:
Sit/stay; up for treats. Being unbearably wonderful

Bio:
We got Guy as a companion for Chelu. He is a bundle of energy. Super friendly, not as bright as Chelu, but he doesn't care. Added on 12/31/06: Guy Noir is a big pug; he's as big as Ascii now and only 6 months. He is also super active and very smart for a pug (I think Chelu has been a good influence...he had to get sneaky to win!) Guy Noir has grown to be a BIG guy, weighing in at over 30 pounds. He does need to loose a few pounds, but he is a big, beefy pug. He loves to eat everything. He has made friends with Buddy the Cat, and I often find them curled up together cleaning each other's ears. The only problem is sometimes he tries to actually PLAY with Buddy, who gets confused when he is presented with a woobie or a stinky cow hoof. Guy is about as nice a pug as you can find. He loves everybody and everything. I have never heard him growl at anyone. He is a Fun Guy! Guy Noir lives with Chelu, the Poodly Gurl, and has learned a lot from her. He isn't anywhere near as smart as she is, so he oftens looses treats or toys to her trickery. Being the nice Guy that he is, he just ambles off and finds something else to eat or play with.

Forums Motto:
WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!

The Last Forum I Posted In:
what are you pugs eating?

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Lord Guy Noir the Eldritch of Nether Wombleshire
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I've Been On Dogster Since:
November 14th 2006 More than 7 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Dogster Id:
423033


Meet my family
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Wonder Pug
Furever
Lousy Rotten
(Rainbow
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Guy Noir, Private Pug


Fadders Day

June 15th 2008 8:34 am
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Today is Fadders Day. I iz gonna talk about de Dad. He iz purty kewl. Mostly I iz my momma's boy, but I loves my Dad too. He kin play ball reely gud! And when I iz tired, he haz big feets and I sit betweenz dem all safe and takz a nap!

He iz da one who gibs us our apricot treetz ebry day. I getz 3 er 4. I has to do a sit-stay, but dey is soooo tastee I don't mindz at all.

He iz also da one with da chicken treetz after dinner! Ebry nite after dinner I goz and sleeps next to dad fer a liddle while. When I getz hungree (in about a minnit er two) I wakz up and gibs him "da look". He goz to da crinkly bag an getz da chiken filet! I duz a liddle trick: he sez "up" and I getz up and grabs da treet. I neber bitz hiz fingerz, eider. Den, I getz a bigger piece to take to da comfy bed and chew on fer a liddle while. Diz is my speshul treet time, cuz old Chelu za Poodly Gurl don't like dos treetz. Sumtimz she iz kinda stoopid. More fer me!

So I lubs my dad, who also gibs da bestest ear rubs!

Yer Pal Guy Noir

 

Hornswoggled by a Poodly Gurl

June 6th 2008 10:07 am
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Dat Chelu iz da hornswogglinst gurly poodle in da world. Her speshulty iz to hornswoggle me outz ub my toyz. Take yesterday, fer example. Fer my birfday, I got a wunnerful new hedgehog. He iz so new hiz squeeker still works! He still has all hiz fur and he iz veree fun to play wif.

So anyhoo, I grabs Mr. Hedgehog and headz out da door to da yard. I gotz a gud grip on him. Mz. Chelu wantz him I kin tell but I learned dat if I getz a gud grip she can't wrassle da toyz away frum me.

Well, we getz in da yard an Mz. Chelu runz ober to da ivee on da wall and doz da mouse bounce. Dat iz da signal dat der is a mousie er sumpin else tastee hidin in da ivee. Ub course, I dropped da Hedgehog (hez fun but not veree tastee) and runned ober to check dat ivee. Mz. Chelu ranned out reely fast, like a gazelle, and she grabbed Mr. Hedgehog and runned away! She runz so fast! I can't ketch her. My only hopz iz to block her! But she iz purty smart an kin turn on a dime.

So she hornswoggled me outz ub Mr. Hedgehog agin! I gotz to member dat dem poodly gurlz iz veree trickee. So whut I did wuz I went an got a stick. I took dat stick and I chewded it reel gud and made dem puggie noises dat meanz gud fud. But I wud rather hab my hedgehog.

Yer Hornswoggled Pal, Guy Noir

 

I iz one ub da Diaries ub Da Day! WOOT WOOT

June 3rd 2008 6:51 am
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Ya know, sumtimz I read da assignmentz fer da Onry Onyx Academy, and I tinks to myself, datz hard werk. I cud be findin sumpin to eat on da floor (hey, I spendz a LOT ub time lookin fer sustenance) er takin a liddle nappie (lookin fer fud iz veree tirin) er playin wit dat Poodly Gurl sister...I mean, I gotz a full day wifout takin time to write evryfing down.

So I iz happee dat sumdoggy liked my diary stuff. And I wantz to thank my Pal Tug da Pug fer all hiz encouragement ub us in da Onry Onyx Academy. Oh, and I wants to say dat it iz a gud day.

Yer Pal, Guy Noir

 
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