Tails of a spoiled golden... (who me?)

Strange man in my backyard...

OH boy I almost had him today!!!! I barked my toughest bark and growled my meanest sounding growl to stop him from coming in the yard but he just kept on. It works with the girl who looks at the back of the house but this guy tried to be friendly to me. I didn't like the funny shaped box in his hand so I growled some more. Mom heard me and came outside. She just laughed at me. For some reason she just doesn't think I'm a very tough dog... and then this guy has the nerve to pick up a tennis ball and throw it to me!!! Can you believe that? Of course I caught it but I kept growling. Then he picked up another one and threw it to me! Didn't phase me at all... I kept barking with the ball in my mouth. The guy said something about having a four-pounder at home who acted the same way, not sure what he was talking about. A four pound tennis ball? What fun is that???? Oh well, there's always time! I know he'll be back!!!! Mom says he's here every month - called him something like "the electric man"..... I'll be waiting.....