Big Show and the City...

My B-DAY partay!!

I found out that my mama and papa are throwing me a surprise first birthday party! I overhead them talking about all the goodies they are going to have and how they are going to make doggie bags for my pup-friends when I was in the living room pretending to be chewing my bone! I was so excited I almost peed - but I've been getting better at that! I wonder who will be there!!!! I wonder what presents I'll get - I thought I had so many toys, but for some reason mama keeps throwing them out just when I' start ripping it apart - doesn't she know that's how you play with toys? She's such a square, always dragging that loud machine around the house that sucks stuff up. I hate when she does that, especially when she goes near Mr. Bunny Rabbit! Why can't she mellow out like my papa and let me be?? I'm soooo glad I stopped liking girls after they took me to the man with the white coat. Ohh, maybe I can get a new sweater - my Charlie Brown one is super cool, but it's getting a bit tight in the armpits and Mama says they don't make them any bigger - I think my boys at Ritzy laugh at me behind my back, I think I heard one of them snicker about my "half-shirt". I just hope my friends don't eat all my goodies, otherwise I'll have to show everyone why they call me the "Big Show"!