A day in the life of a Romeo...

National Tell a joke day!


August 16th 2009 11:29 am
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Today is national tell a joke day.....

So heres my one...

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Which dog can tell time?



A watchdog.

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A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet was confusedand said "Why do you want me to do that, the dogs tail is perfectly healthy." The man replied "Well the wifes mother comes this weekend and I want to make sure there are no signs of any welcome!!"

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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?

Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!


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Qu inn: What kind of dog is that?
Alfie: its a police dog
Quinn: It doesnt look much like a police dog
Alife: That because its a plain clothes police dog....:)))

Woof woof..they are sooooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!

Have you got a joke to share this day?

 

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Barked by: Cooper (Dogster Member)

August 17th 2009 at 10:41 pm

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