Life in my Forever & ever HOME

So I flagellate

Okay, so I break wind. I am a Boston Terrier it is what we do. Not sorry, hey I feel bad for our human mommy & daddy's because they can't do that. It is so neat being me cause I can just stink up the room and it does not bug me. So I am just flagellating away and when I do my mom laughs. That is cause I mostly do it in my daddy's face. When we go to bed he covers my butt so that he cannot smell me.

I don't smell me so I don't mind it much. Hey do any of you our there get a good one off on your mommy's or daddy's lap when you are sitting with them. My dad always says "Willa you stink". My mom sticks up for me by saying that is what I say about him. He said he is going to put a cork up my butt, what is a cork?

tee hee I think it is funny. :)