"What in the world did mommy put around my neck"?

Hi everyone?
I just want to sat that I Love my Mommy, And she and Daddy are the best doggie parents in the whole world, but something very strange happened yesterday, Mommy and Daddy left yesterday as usual! and Mommy said she was going to bring me a new collar. Well I did'nt exactly know what one was but I was really excited anyway, Until Mommy got home and she took this red thing out of her shopping bag and put it around my neck, I really did'nt like it! and I got really (what did mommy say oh DEPRESSED) and I would'nt play or even go near Mommy I just curled up on Daddy's lap. Then today I think she has really gon crazy she put the collar thing back on and she said I was going to learn to walk on a thing called a leash so I could go for walks with her and my brother Jeffrie, I think she's insane! I'm a big boy and I really don't need it, like Jeffrie did I tell you I think he is a pansy, that's what Daddy calls him cuz he don't even like to walk in the wet grass in the morning. But anyway I am having my own protest against collars, and that leash thing.