That's My Story and I'm Sticking To It!

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My friend Charlie

May 16th 2007 9:05 am
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We had some excitement last night at my house. Mommy came home from work with a stuffie for moi!!! I love when Mommy brings them home....
After we ate, she took me out for my usual bathroom break and Mommy looked up and there was Charlie, the dog down the street, he was loose again! OMD -- Mommy was so scared, when she called to Charlie he started running towards the road. But eventually Mommy got a hold of him and brought him in. We are soooooo scared he's going to end up like the other two dogs the lady owned, flat in the road....Mommy still sad over those two dogs and can't take one more out there!

He came in -- proceeded to poo on the floor -- and eat my Bit O Honeys and get on Mommy's lap. Charlie, the rule in my house is....whatever is mine is not yours to touch! Humph.... Eventually Daddy took him home and his Mommy never missed him!

We don't know what to do for poor Charlie! Anyone have any idea?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Love Jenna

 

We are having an exciting week!!!

May 13th 2007 3:58 pm
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First Mommy got coffee in bed this morning (mommy's day) and she got cards and scratch offs and I bought her a big bag of Bit O Honeys---I know she'll share (hee hee). Then I gots to see Gramma and I got to stay with her and she gave me cheese!!!! I love Grammas!!! And then we came home and napped....mommy and I love to cuddle on the couch and nap.

Now for the rest of the week....I gots a birfday this week.....hmmmm wonder what Mommy and Daddy have in plan for that day. I thinks I gets to see Grammy, she's going to watch me while Mommy and Daddy go to a retirement party. Woo Hoo -- more cheese, ok I know its not on my diet, but hellooooooooooooooooo -- me luvs cheese!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Love Jenna

 

My house, my rules!!!!

May 12th 2007 3:28 pm
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PET RULES

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fu llest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets

1. They live here You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. ( That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college

That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Love Poozer

 

Dancer

May 3rd 2007 9:05 am
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We know a celebrity and we gots to see him on T.V. this morning with Diane Sawyer and our favorite Robin Roberts and he did such a nice job and he was so cute and we got scared cause we thought the world's biggest dog was going to step on him or do something to unspeakable to mention. Anywho, here's his fan club with links to his appearances:

Dancer, the World's Smallest Dog Fan Club

anyone can join and he's so friendly and nice and we love him sooooo much.

So if you get to check it out, you will love him too!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Love The Divine One (as Dancer calls me)

 

Sisters-in-Paw

April 8th 2007 6:31 am
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Mommy has Old Timers Disease (that's what Grammy calls it -- giggle) so we have to do this:

The Sisters-in-Paw are as follows:

Buddy, Goof & Weedle's Mommy: Ginny

Lady Sadie Pearl, Snuggles, Lil Sassy & Bama's Mommy: Rhonda

Trixiemae, Tomcat & Puppie's Mommy: Audrey

Miss Dixie Monroe's Mommy: Mary

Kokoa Girl , King, X-Bo & Penelope's Mommy: Diane

Reesee's Mommy: Andrea

Angel's Mommy:

Dancer's Mommy:

The Divine Miss Jenna's Mommy: Donna

If anyone else wants to be part of the Sisters-in-Paw just ask. This is a new group of women who have become friends on this website and unite in their love and passion for animals and to share that love with others. We have become sister/friends through our pets!

So, now we can keep the Sisters-in-Paw straight. That is if Mommy can find this diary entry (hee hee)...

sorry Mommy, but you did lose Thatcher once when you left him in the car at the Post Office and walked back to work without him....OMD!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Love Jenna

 

Baby Goats

April 8th 2007 5:36 am
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Well my Saturday was a full one. First, Mommy and Daddy got me up really really early...6 a.m...and we all piled in the car and went to Grammy's house, now I thought that was the surprise, but Grammy got in the car with us....so we drove and we drove and we drove and before I knew it we were coming to a street that I know everytime I come I know where I am....at the end of the road is a house that has a ton of chickens just running around loose, even in the street...well if that wasn't excitement enough as it was...I knew we were coming to the house with the cats and the goats...I was so excited to get into the house that I almost dragged Mommy in...well before I knew it we were back outside again heading to see Mommy Goat, Billy Goat and Petie Goat...well Petie hasn't gotten almost as big as his Mommy...I almost didn't recognize him, but he was in a different pen than his Mommy...hmmmm...
well the door of the little shed opened up and there was Mommy Goat...
looking a little tired and before you knew here come these two little things that looked like miniature goats...one was pure white like its Mommy and that was called Pixie...and the other was black and white like its Daddy and that was Oreo. They were only 2 weeks old and already they were walking and bigger than me...well it doesn't take much to be taller than me...but I digress
here these two little goats were walking around and hopping and coming up to MY MOMMY and trying to get pets and her attention...humph and all I had was Daddy! But it was worth it cause the cats were around although they wouldn't stick around to play with me (I wonder why...I heard they taste like chicken)...we stayed and had lunch...I was too busy watching for the cats to eat and before we knew it we were back in the car again. Grammy wanted to see the old Sampson Air Base (whatever that is) she said Grampy was stationed there...well you won't believe this, but we saw three white deer, pure white mind you....I wonder if they taste like chicken? tee hee

Anywho that was my day...I got to chat with my friends on Dogster last night and then we all dropped in bed and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Love Jenna

 

Follow da mama

April 4th 2007 12:33 pm
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Well I have come up with some new ploys to try to trick my Mommy into taking me with her.

First I tried ignoring her and snuggling up to Daddy to make her jealous. Didn’t work. Then I tried turning my back on her. Didn’t work. Well now I’ve tried to be very quiet and walk right behind Mommy to the front door. Didn’t work.

Drat – if anyone has any ideas to help me be with my Mommy, please do not hesitate to pmail me. I’m in an awful way. I need my Mommy. We were together 24/7 for three months. I miss my Mommy. I want my Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel much better now.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Poozer

 

Darned Camera

March 28th 2007 6:42 am
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Well for those that think the picture of me in the bathtub is cute...raspberries to you...

How humiliating! To have my picture put on the internet while I am in the bathtub – the indignity...somebody call the ASPCA. I want to put in a complaint. I wuv my Mommy but it is either the camera or me. Mommy says she ain’t getting rid of the camera and she ain’t getting rid of me...well I thought it would work – darned she’s smarter than she looks (giggle)...oh sorry Mommy, I didn’t mean it it was just a joke (wink wink).

And the picture of me in the bunny suit (nobody was supposed to see that) if I didn't know better I would think it was Tabitha (the dog I got in a fight with) trying to blackmail me...and the kid slobber...ick...kid germs...ick....

Anywho – I gotta get some more zzzzzzz’s in its not 11:00 a.m. yet, I got up long enough to dictate this to Mommy!

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Love Poozer

 

What a weekend I had!

March 26th 2007 8:23 am
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Well you can now call me Tyson!!! I got in a scrap with Tabitha (Sambucca and Samantha’s sister –our friends who passed away within the last year) and we went at it pretty good. Now everyone says that Tabitha is like 4 times bigger than me...but I don’t notice the difference! giggle...I can hold my own. She drew some blood, but nothing serious. She thought she was going to be Alpha female in MY house (notice I said my house)...not on my time!!! All I tried to do is sniff her rump. Well she has a new brother, Mater, and he's beautiful Husky. Very friendly, nothing like his sister...humph!

Mommy said it scared her half to death cause Tabitha was going to eat me up alive....trust me, I don’t taste like chicken...but her Daddy pulled her off.

Well gotta go...I’m still working on the sympathy thing!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Love Poozer

 

Wunerful Day!

March 22nd 2007 1:42 pm
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==: :==: :==: :==: :==: :==: :==: :==: :==: :==:
Previous Woof Sent: 03/22/07 11:42 am
Woofed From: Buddy of Corolla
Woofed To: The Divine Miss Jenna Pooh
Subject: Landing....

Come on Poozer...get in lets go FLYING.....wheeee......I love you Pooh. I miss you so much when we aren't together. I brought some snacks Mommie fixed. I have some water and some peanut butter cookie bars she made me and Goof. Oh yeah...and Goofy gave me his special bowl for our trip so we could also have a piece of him here. He has a bigger food bowl than I do so he lent it to us. I just have to have it back by dinner time but really he won't care cause he'll eat off of a plate or something. Ohhhh this is great.....I saw you at the door...look look up in the sky it's a bird....it's a plane....yes a plane with Buddy in it......Here I am....WHEEEEEEE....... Gots blankets? Grab blankets Jenna....we have to snuggle you know what I mean? Sleep and snuggle me and you.....I wuv you.....Buddy

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Subject: Re: Landing.... Sent: Thu Mar 22

Message:
Oh Buddy, my cute little hiney almost fell off when I saw your plane....I wagged and I wagged and I couldn't wait to meet you at the airport. Snuggles and hugs and nuzzles and wink wink....its okay if you have to leave early...Daddy is on his way home and I'll be back inside the house before he knows I was gone (tee hee)....I wuv my Stud Bud....no its a bird, its a plane, no it SUPER BUD!!!! The Dog of Steel!!!!! My hero!!!! Wuv you and thank you for bringing the snacks and all and the blankie!!! You are soooooooooo considerate and give Goof a lick for me when you arrive home!

Wuv your wife Poozer (Daddy and Mommy should go away more often -- heehee)

 
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