March 12th 2009 4:07 pm
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1. I live here, you don't, if you don't like me tough...then don't come here!
2. If you don't like dog hair, tough, then don't sit on MY furniture.
3. If I want a belly rub, then I get a belly rub so if you see me on my back start rubbing!
4. If I have something in my mouth, don't touch, it is mine not yours!
5. If I am sitting on something, don't touch, it is mine not yours!
6. If I take my nose and move your arm to land on my head then start scratching...I don't do that so you can laugh!
7. If I scratch at my treat jar, jump, it is time for my treat.
8. If you come near my mummy, I will growl and bark, trust me you don't want to mess with my mummy on my watch.
9. If we are riding in the vehicle, mummy's lap is mine, not yours, mine.
10. Whatever I want, I get, if you don't want to give it to me then turn around and don't let the front door hit you in the hiney...
I'll have more, but mummy is tired and I'm letting her have the rest of the night off....that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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