Owie!

Today Mummy's Mummy was driving home fwom the park with me, when a meanie driver drove out in front of her. :(
Mummy's Mummy told the car to stop real fast, and I was thrown onto the dashboard and hit my head on the window. It was sore D:

Mummy was really scared when she heard about this and has decided she will get me a doggie seatbelt or carseat (though Mummy thinks we will be lucky if we find one to fit my "special requirements"). Not today, though. Today, I get PAMPERED!

Sore, but spoilt,
Bozo

I'm in love....

Last night, I was chilling out on the rug when I looked over at Mummy's foot and saw something beautiful.....
A slipper.
I walked over, mesmerized, and took it off Mummy's foot. I took the lovely thing back to the rug and licked it and licked it....
Time passes fast when you're having fun, soon it was time for me to go out for a last wee. Mum told me to come out. I wanted to, but couldn't leave my love, so I picked her up and took her with me.
Mum fell about laughing when she saw me. I carried it down the staris. I held it all the way down the street. I still held it while I was peeing.
I'm in love......

The Fart Poem *Stolen From Thor*

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some often leave a deadly,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,!
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Good old farts like you!

P.S I love to fart!

P.P.S Dogster, ya rock, thanks for picking my Diary.

I was a Diary Pick Today!

*ahem*
I would like to thank the following people for this prestigous award:
Mama
Buster
Jeff
All my Uncles and Aunts (Basically everyone Mum knows)
All my Pup Pals
And of course,Dogster HQ!

^_^ Whee! Mum thought I'd NEVER get DOTD, DOTW, or Diary Pick!

House Rules

Mum loves this, it's very true, she just had to share!

HOUSE RULES
1, THE DOG IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE
2, OK, THE DOG IS ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE BUT ONLY IN CERTAIN ROOMS
3, THE DOG IS ALLOWED IN ALL ROOMS, BUT HAS TO STAY OFF THE FURNITURE
4, THE DOG CAN GET ON THE OLD FURNITURE ONLY
5, FINE, THE DOG IS ALLOWED ON ALL THE FURNITURE, BUT NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH THE HUMANS ON THE BED
6, ALRIGHT, THE DOG IS ALLOWED TO SLEEP ON THE BED, BUT ONLY BY INVITATION
7, THE DOG CAN SLEEP ON THE BED WHENEVER HE WANTS, BUT NOT UNDER THE COVERS
8, THE DOG CAN SLEEP UNDER THE COVER BY INVITATION ONLY
9, THE DOG CAN SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS EVERY NIGHT
10, HUMANS MUST ASK PERMISSION TO SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS WITH THE DOG

Dear Mummy

Dear Mummy,

I have noticed you seem to be forgetting the rules around here, so here's a few reminders:

1. My name is Boston. My name is not Bozo, Boo, Shaba, Sugar plum, Fatty, Snugglebunny, Hunnybun, or any other humiliating nicknames.

2. I am a BOY. No more putting pink t-shirts on me. Putting the pictures in contests is also forbidden.

3. There is absolutely no need to mention that time I peed myself when a Yorkshire Terrier barked at me- ever!

4. The bed in your room is all MINE. If you move at all during the night, I WILL grunt.

5. If I don't snore, you don't drool. OK?

6. It is my right to stare at food. I stiil believe I have Taste-O-Vision, and nothing you do will stop this belief.

7. I am NOT a wimp, stop telling people that. There is nothing wrong with being cautious.

8. DO NOT touch "The Foot". You KNOW I don't like it since the evil vet stabbed me and stole my nail!

9. You get up when I say so, or suffer death by ButtOnFace.

10. If you leave me alone, you MUST bring me something back.Consequences of failure to do so include me sulking for an hour or two.

Love,
Boston.

Why I never graduated puppy obedience. By Bostonius Gigantus

I was five months old when December came along, which meants I was still in my puppy classes. The classes organised a Christmas party- The Party of Doom, as i call it.

The party was a bit of a laugh, there were some nice costumes, but I only had a Santa hat.

We played a game called "Musical Newspapers" the same as "Musical Chairs" really but with humans and dogs on leads. The first time the music stopped, Mummy and I jumped on a newspaper, but so did a Jack Russell, about 10 months, and it's owner. The meanie JRT snapped at me, and I tried to run away and pulled so hard Mum let go of lead. I then hid under a chair and refused to come out. After a while, Mum gave up, and picked me up and we went home.

The next week Mummy took me back to the class- or tried to.
When she tried to get me to go through the floor, I screamed, pulled, scratched, and eventually, puked.
I was too scared to go back.

That is why I never graduated puppy obedience. And probably partly why I'm a sissy boy.

It's tricky being a staffie. :( *BY MUMMY*

It's tricky being a staffie,
All I wanna do is love.
But when people see me coming,
They turn and cross the road.
I walk up to a dog,
Tail wagging all the way.
The dog is picked up,
And the owner screams,
"GET YOUR DOG AWAY!"

It's tricky being a staffie,
I get disgusted looks.
The people won't try,
To get to know me.
Why can't they just see?

I'm just a dog like any other,
Who lives to have some fun,
Sure, some of my cousins have done wrong.
But it's not theirs or my fault.

The humans, some will love us,
But others, they will not.
They train us to do awful things,
Which causes this BSL rot.

It's tricky being a staffie.....
But it doesn't have to be
If people would just open their eyes,
They would surely see.
A dog like any other,
But they don't see me....

Tag!

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

Facts:

1. I refuse to eat anything with beef in it BOL
2. I love un and once ate a tin of tuna flavour food in 27secs!
3. I am 10kg over my breed standard!
4. There was 8 in my litter.....4 tan girls,3 brindle boys...and the oddball,me!
5. I have a crush on Cristiano Ronaldo...I couldn't take my eyes away when i saw him on telly!
6. I am scared of cats wheely bins,motorbikes,and much more!
7.Every dog in my family has at leasy one white paw and a white chest!

I tag (or will tag soon)
Dezi X
Tyson X
Teka X
Max X
Dylan X
Nellie X
Coco X

Yay! Done! XD