The world according to ME

I need to get to rules of life straight for my Basset Hound brother Max.

1. I rule around this place because I am bigger.
2. I can have all the toys because I am bigger.
3. I can chew on whatever I want because I am bigger.
4. I eat whenever I want because I am bigger.
5. I own the couch because I am bigger.
6. I can burp and do stinkers whenver I want because I am bigger.
7. I am Daddy's favorite because I am bigger.
8. I have Mommy wrapped around my paw because I am bigger.
9. I have the put on my cutest face act down packed because I am bigger.


Now Max please memorize and follow these rules or I WILL SIT on you because I am bigger.

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