july l6. 2006

odie is complaining how hot it is outside try being me black on top and no hair underneath. It much be ll5 degree for me. At least we are inside were it is cool. I have a kong ball but nobody to throw it for me. It is so hot noboby wants to play. odie was eating fry hamburger meat with no seasoning that was so tasteless. I got some with spagetti sauce on it was much better. She was barking away in her sleep. Her eyes where moving funny and her feet were moving. Maybe the boy dogs were trying to get away from her. They got scared of her. Oh hear comes the cat and the next door cat two cats to play with oh right. Got to go now and chase the cats. bye maxi pad

july 15 2006

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july l3, 2006

I did not eat all your milkbones odie. Oh hi there sorry i forgot you guys where there. Odie thinks i took all her milkbones I only took a couple i did not think she would miss them she has so many. I told her she can check my poop to see if i ate them or not. She said she is going on a cat poop or earthworm hunt. I never did not those things but looking and watching her eat them i aquired a taste for them too. They are not to bad. The best part is to roll on the dead earthworm until they are really squashed them eat them. I heard we might get a new couch for odie and me to sleep on. I can hardly wait maybe odie will not like it and i can have the whole couch for myself. No odie it will not be pink with princess on it you have you blanket that is enough. Gosh i do not have anytime that has a maxi pad on it and is red. I think i should get to have the couch the way i want this time. I wonder where i can get a big picture of a maxi pad to put on it. I go to go now i am on a mission to find a picture. Bye maxi

july 12.2006

happy i am so happy my mommy went to the store and came back with a toy for me and odie. I got a kong ball and she got a moose. Now that odie what to sleep i have two new toys. When she decides to wake up 2 days from now she would have forgotten about the toy. She was a wild women this morning i was so happy to have someone to play with but she was playing to rough she knock me down. the cat is nicer to play with and after he plays with me he gives me a bath. After odie get tried of playing with me she bites me. When this happens i can not help but cry and than i have an accident. She always said she sorry and gives me a kiss afterwards. Better go to bed now. maxi

july ll, 2006

Has anyone seen odie did she run away? Oh hi there. Odie has been seen all day. I found her odie are you going to get up. She thought it was early in the morning but its nighttime. She slept the whole day away again. What a life.
She looks so hot wrapped up in the blanket she said she is freezing. it only l00 degrees outside. She did not even get to go to the bathroom. She is going to have an accident it the bed. It will be a big flood of yellow water. Get up all ready you will not be able to sleep tonight. She said she is going to sleep until tomorrow moring. Nobody wants to play with me the cat is sleeping to. I guess i will just go chase my tail around and around. got to go now. maxi

july 9, 2006

It the big maxi pad here. Odie is being mean today she said i stink just because i rolled in dead earthworms. I think i smell wonderful. She is making fun of my name she said it is named after a ladys personal protection product is it really. i do not think it is. odie stop it you are going to make to sad and i am going to start to cry. I have been nice to you all day. I even showed where the dead earthworms were so you could roll in them or eat them. You did not want to do that because you to busying flirting with the boys. Where is the cat here kitty kitty oh i forgot the cat is deaf and can not hear me. When i find him i will ask him about my name my be he will give me a bath so i can smell like a fishy worm. odie will really like that. While i got to go on a mission to find the cat. Bye maxi pad

My Tail of Devotion for Max

we looking for a playmate for odie because she had become very lonely in the past 2 month. We decided a jack russell puppy would the prefect match for her. Boy where we in for a surprise. When we first brought maxi home it was love at first sight she took him in her arms and became a mother figure to him. Everyday has been a surprise and never a dull moment. We just look at his big feet and head and start to laugh. When become sad or upset we just sit back and watch maxi bouncing off the wall. You can not help but forget all your troubles and start to laugh. You maybe a royal pain sometimes maxi but life would be very dull and boring without.
Thanks maxi for all the joy you have brought to our family.
When we were down in the dumps you help bring laughter back to our family
thank again

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july 9, 2006

odie came to life today she was a wild women chasing us everywhere. she scared us it has been so long that she has been that way. My grandmas might be coming home pretty soon she has been so sick. I can not wait i have not had anyone to sleep with i have been sleeping in the hallway in a doggy bed all by myself. i is so loney sometimes i get scared i think the boogeyman might come and get me. i had chicken and dumpling for supper it was so good i was nice i saved some for odie. i was so hot today i jump in the mud and stuck my head it in. oh that felt good. i was scared to come in because grandpa would get mad. i ca me inside very slowly i was lucky he was sleeping again. i better run now odie is coming by me and she kind of smells because she needs a bath. bye maxi pad

july 7, 2006

hi everyone guess who it maxi pad again. I have been an angel all day. i let odie sleep and did not bother her. i went to see her but it was so scarey. she lookl like she was sleeping but when i looked at her i seen one of her eyes open and give me the evil eye. I ran fast. i asked the cat to play with me he grab my neck and threw me down then he sat on me. I had to kick him with my back legs to get away. he was mean. noboby want to play nice with me i guess i will play with grandpa. Where is he hiding oh grandpa where are you. He said i am to crazy to play with. I think i will go outside and find the cat across the street to play with. bye maxi

july 6, 2006

guess what i got invited to join not one but two clubs today. The just jacks and the chiweenies. I have become more popular than odie. Just think two weeks i was the saddest dog on earth now i am the happiest dog on earth. Thank you everyone that invited me into their clubs. i can not stop jumping up and down i am so happy. Got to go tell odie and made mad. bye maxi pad