Half Fast???

Today, I was laying there, minding my own business. Mom came over and started loving on me. She was rubbing my back, then my right hip, then my butt ( I LOVE my butt rubbed). She started laughing.

Now why was she laughing?? I don't know! I was laying down, totally still... but she started saying I was "HALF FAST"?? I know I've slowed down, but Half Fast? Whaaaa???

She giggled saying that since I lost my leg, my butt looks like I only have half of my back end... so does she mean something else???

*Gasp*!!

Naw, I bet she meant I'm just Half Fast.
;-)

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