I almost died!

So yesterday I was outside with Daddy. We were doing fun outside type stuff. The I saw the beagle next door. He was on the big leash that's tied to a stake in the ground. He mostly just lays around, with an occasional bark here and there.

I just went over to him to tell him how my Mommy and Daddy say I'm the best dog in the world. And how all other dogs are dumb. Well he said "That's funny cuz my Mommy and Daddy told me that I'M the best dog in the world."

I was simply explaining to him how his mommy and daddy were obviously liars, when he viciously attacked me. I was nearly close to death, I'm sure of it. Luckily my Daddy came along and saved the day.

I think that beagle is jealous!

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