September 19th 2004 12:34 am
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I'm getting to be pretty old these days. As a matter of fact, my Mommy thinks that I was born sometime around the beginning of this month ten years ago. So that makes me.. 10!

Getting older sure is strange...make my mommy sad that I'm getting old too.

Mom say's I got gas.... Every once in a while I notice this strange noise coming from under my tail. I look to see what it was but by the time I manage to bend around and see my tail there is nothing there! Only thing is this weird smell but that's probably just my ma. hah

Anyway, I don't like getting old.... my legs make cracking noises and my hips are really bugging me. Mom keeps putting new blankies down so I can lay on something soft but the blankie gets all bunched up and it's not so comfy anymore.

The thing that bothers me the most is the bumps I'm getting here and there... I went to the doc about 2 months ago so he could fix them. We couldn't though... Mommy seems real sad about why we couldn't, they told her it would cost 1000.00 dollars to fix me up.
To make things worse... I've got this bum leg now cause I was a bad girl and licked and licked and licked one of those bumps and now it hurts when I walk =(. Mommy says it was bad cause now my leg is icky and stinky. I kind of like it though, well, I like the licking part because I lick lick lick away on it any chance I can! Mom cleans it 3 times a day sometimes but something tells me Mommy really wants the doc to clean it for me.

And, don't get me started on my teeth!

Getting old is no fun!