Birthday Boy At The Bridge...

So I wondered...what would happen on November 21st.....well let me tell you...first of all ...I panicked...Mommy wouldn't be cooking me my birthday brekkies...OMD! I have ALWAYS had my birthday brekkies...and what about my prezzies...Mommy loves buying those......
Then...at midnight...a large truck pulls up...it is FULL of TOOTSIE POPS! Anything you could imagine...was there....you wouldn't believe it.......
Then I come to dogster...and it was like the biggest birthday party ever! Prezzies, pmails....the outpour of love for the momma was just unbelieveable...You guys are the best! I gotta tell you!
The only thing missing? My momma....and i know she misses me as much as I miss her...
Love the momma today and always...but specially today as her baby dobie.....is celebrating his first birthday at the bridge...without her....
I know you will because that's how we do it here on dogster!

Much Love,
thanks Pals,
Mikey.

Herbie?

Oh man...
puts head in paws....what? Herbie...not on dogster? What will i do...My bestest buddy.....cmon..this must be a joke...it's a christmas prank right?
I am watching you from the bridge and praying for your family....just do me one favor...save the first fart for me when you return.

Mikey!

You guys...you are too much!

Ok....you guys are too much! Really you are...
I wish we could meet everyone of you in person..because I consider you family.....
I love playing here with all our friends. We always have such a good time!
When I crossed over the bridge...my family was more than sad...They were devastated. I am so thankful that you held them in your hands and your hearts and helped the momma get through it. And you were able to help her open her heart to get Bella a playmate....Rosie...sure she bothers bella..but bella wouldn't trade her for the world!
Then yesterday...as I was walking with Pugsident Irving....I saw something that blew my mind...Someone renewed our dogster subscription for us! We owe a big thank you to the puppy who surprised us with a Dogster renewal yesterday. Now our pages can stay as they are..and mommy can keep posting new pics of us...That means alot to her...and whoever you are.... You know who you are, and we are so grateful. We are not deserving if you ask mommy....but obviously someone thought we were...and to all of you who have told us they tried to do this for us and got beat by the one who did it. We are so thankful for all of you too. The fact that you thought of us and were willing to help us...well...we could never express our gratitude.
Thank you...we love you...and are proud to call you our friends...Each and EVERY one of you!
Love
Mikey

So.....How's it Going?

I know I have been at the bridge for awhile now...not really that long...but I have lost touch with some of my good pals...my fault really...It was hard to talk when I first got here....sorry tootsie pops...just can't resist em.
So how is everyone?
Today is Bella's birthday and of all things she wished for me to come back home for one last fight over her birthday dinner...she is a little sad today so do me a favor....send her some birthday wishes....she will be ok..just a little sad I see.
Thanks
Mikey

I Made It To The Bridge

Funny, I didn't think I would be here so soon. I had heard about the bridge but didn't know it was so beautiful..so peaceful...

After all, I was a young dobie...

To all of my friends that I left behind....I love you. But don't worry...I will guard you. I will watch you...I will correct your failed attempts at badnezz.....After all, I am Major Fowl S.W.A.T.......the KING of Badnezz....

Aunt Wiggly is here...Batpug (Miles) is here....Odie is here....Pugsident Irving is here...Ascii is here...so many I can't remember...they are all here...They were waiting for me.....I am ok. There is no sadness here. No rules...

I promise you will be ok too. I will watch over you always.
You gave me so much joy in life and now I will pass that on to others....

Love
Always,

Mikey

pure badnezz rules the world?

Ok, Ok......
If I was gonna do sumpin to change the world to pure badnezz I would definitely choose my operatives carefully. While I trust every member of B.A.R.F. with my dobie life you said to choose three...So here is my plan.....
First off, I would bring Puggie...608775...Colonel Brownie Mccrotch, on my mission....He iz the keeper of the brownies and I get hungry....What do you expect? I live with Bella.....
Speaking of Bella...I chose AJ HHP...622387...Private Laptop Damperbecause he can always divert her attention as I am plotting or carrying out the badnezz...
And of course, Herbie Derby...622899...Master Tooter Sergeant, he is the master of all badnezz......
I would assign puggie to clean out all the litter boxes...>Get all the brownies we can to have a stockpile in case we caught up in a mission and can't go home....This is important.....He could run a kitty line so that they keep producing.....And fart on them when they get out of line!
Then when we have these kitties under our control....then we can use them to steal stuff out of the pugdom...I mean..they can scale walls better than me...I assure you...They are quick and if they get caught...they are cute...I am handsome of course...but not cute...that would be bella....again...
Meanwhile, as the cats are doing that badnezz.....
AJ can hack into the dogster computer frame and figure out what is being planned and when...then we will know where to go and do our badnezz ....you know how much I love it when a plan comes togther....
Lastly, we can use the loot we get to bail all of our badnezz members out of jail...not naming no names.....underwear on the head.....hehhehhehhehehe
Doing this ensures that badnezz will reign and we wont be blamed cause wewill have alibi's!
Lame? Hope not...cuz it works....it really does......no blame.....but all BADNEZZ!

The crashing of a pug pj party......Badnezz style

So those GIRLZ think they are having a PJ party over in the House of C....NO BOYZ ALLOWED!
Oh, ladies.......get ready...cause the badnezz iz comin...not just me...the king, wheeze, fozzy bear, oh yeah......They are ALL Coming!
Got the goggles, water guns, and our secret stash of stealth weapons...We iz gonna have ourselves a party all right!
Onward Gentlemen...It's all about the badnezz tomorrow, at 7pm dogster time!
hhehhehehhehhhhehhhhhe

Day3 of my Mission......

Well today was the first day I had to show my dobie side......My Aunt had a visitor that she did not want around. She didn't even have to tell me he was bad news. I already knew...Us Dobies are keen on that stuff......
Needless to say...I don't think he will return anytime soon. She opened the front door and when he saw me....growling...bearing my teeth....checking him out...He JUMPED off the front porch....Yeah....that's right...Respect the dobie....Don't hurt our family.....
After that, I played, had lotz of bonz and snuggled with my Aunt...geez showing your teeth, barking and growling...leads to all this attention! Man...I didn't have a clue...
Anyway, still here and doing fine. Miss my pals here at dogster...but have a very important job to finish....
Love Mikey

On a Very Important Mission

My Uncle and Aunt are having security issues at their home.....SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....Mommy and Daddy decided to let them hire ME to protect them.......
I am ready and willing to help of course.....All that Dobie in me, will come in handy if people are not being nice........
So I am off to their house, but will still be playing here....I can't not talk to my buds and my preggy.....so you may see me around, if you do....remember....I am in S.W.A.T. mode.....
Protecting family is the most important job in the world......
Gotta go run the perimeter.....
Mikey

I wuz tagged...christmas time is here!

I got tagged fur Christmas by my good friend Barney! He knows what it is like to live in a pug world.....second class.... This is how it works, you write a dear Santa letter listing five things that you want, then you give the doggy that tagged you 5 bones or treats, then you tag 5 more doggies!

Dear Santa Paws,

It's Me, Mikey.....again my name has changed...but you don't have to call me Major Fowl, you can just call me Mikey.....that's what my friends call me....you are my friend, right?

I have been tagged previously, so I hope to change some of my requests...I have thought of some new things......

1. I want every doggy to be safe and happy and not hungry this year. I would even give some of Bella's food to help out....(that's just the kind of brudder I am)hehhehehheheheh

2. I don't want a new puggy brudder or sister.....Bella is enough for me to handle.....

3. Could you help all the sick puggies and doggies and make them feel better?

4. Could you say hi to my grampy in heaven and tell him we love him and miss him so badly...help mommy not to get too sad this year...the holidays are hard without him....

5. For all the families that have lost their furry critters and have made it to the bridge...comfort them.....watch over them and let them have peace in knowing that they are safe, happy, healthy and watching over their families........ease the sadness...


Sincerely,
the dobie who aims to please........
Mikey
AKA Major Fowl S.W.A.T.

PS. I wish that my good friend Barney who tagged me would get his mommy to fix his page so he can enjoy the spirit of xmas......it's all about the pugs you know.......

PST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S.S.S. And----by the way, whatever you have heard...I didn't do it... I swear....I wouldn't......I am a good boy...really I am......kicks dirt off paw.....




I am goin to tag my frends dat are on da nice list:
1. Preggy my beautiful Fiance
2. Guy Noir- A fun pug
3. King Spivey-need I explain?
4. Puggie-cuz I love to read his writing
5. Diamond--cuz today she is the birfday girl! Happy Birthday Diamond!