October 18th 2010 10:39 am
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Oh friends, I have told you before, but now that cat is really causing trouble. How can I be expected to live with Sally if she's gonna be such a pest? The latest thing that she-witch-trouble-maker did was to give me the heebie-geebies. For real, honest. Friday night mom noticed a bump on my back side. She's always checkin for cancer bumps, so she got all scared and stuff. But then she saw another one. And another one. Then lots of them. Then she really thought to go crazy. She called the kids down -- you know, the human ones-- to see if any of them did something silly to me like spill something on my fur that would make it matted. But by then I had little bumps all over me. The human brother looked it up on the computer and figured out I had "hives." But, I am not convinced that that cat didn't cast some kind of spell on me. She's been spendin a lot of time outside lately and I think she's up to no good. My bumps went away the next day, but I think that's only cuz she's not real good at casting spells yet. With a little practice though, I'll be in constant trouble.

Now I find out that she's goin nuclear. She has to have some kind of radioactive iodine injection stuck into her (that part I like and I hope it stings a little). But then she's gonna be radioactive for a week --- I wonder if she'll glow in the dark. At least I'll see her coming. Think of the evil things she can do to me in that state. Oh dear. I may need to build myself some kind of underground shelter. I better get digging right away!!!!