February 25th 2013 9:25 am
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I am going to share a bedtime story with my pals today, but stay awake until it is done because it is a great story.
Once upon a time, a dog left home to go to the supermarket to get some bacon. The dog loved bacon, and could never get enough of it. On the way to the supermarket, the dog met a pig. The dog was shocked to realize just how "bacony" that pig smelled. The pig started bragging about how pigs are bacon so the dog ate him. The pig was right. He tasted like the bacon kind of bacon, and he was delicious. Wasn't that a heart warming story?
Demon Flash Bandit (Relating Bedtime Tales)
Love how you skipped all that 'Once upon a time' hooey---makes the story tighter and tastier!!! :)
The moral of that story is, if you are a pig, don't tell a dog that you are "walking bacon".