February 13th 2013 8:50 am
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I would like to thank my pals Lady and the Tramp for the lips on my page. I also want to thank my pal, Raja, for the heart on my page. As always, I have such wonderful dogster pals, and I'm very greatful to have such wonderful dog pals. I want to apologize to the dogs that asked to be my pal and did not get a response from me. The old pony express computer that my human was using temporarily was having a lot of problems on dogster so I was unable to respond. I suspected it was the old computer and not dogster that was the problem. I suggested to the humans that they buy a new computer, but you know how badly they listen to us dogs. It also kept me from writing my entries and I know how much my pals enjoy hearing my adventures.

Today I am conpawtulating Banana Joe, who is the affenpinscher who won the best in show at the Westminister Dog Show. I do not enter dog shows largely because they expect you to do what the humans tell you to do, and that just goes against this dog's values. Why should I listen to the humans when they are so stupid compared to us dogs? I am happy for Banana Joe, and I hope Joe has a good year and is a great ambassador for us dogs.

I have to go now. I think I smell bacon cooking.

Demon Flash Bandit (Finally Able to Get on Dogster Again)