November 18th 2012 3:32 pm
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I haven't been able to sign onto dogster for a couple of days. I don't know if the problem is with dogster or with the slow computer that my secretary is still having to use (amid her constant complaints). I finally made it on today so I will write an entry while I'm on here.
My last entry was about how all the dogs reading my diary should go to the telephone and call Hostess and order at least a truck load of cakes to make sure they stay in business. I think it is too late, but some other companies are looking into buying Hostess so, hopefully, they will continue to produce the same snacks--and not a cheaper, lousier version of said snacks.
This whole situation has made me very upset though. If it isn't bad enough that Hostess is shutting down their operations, when this dog went to the telephone to order a couple semi-truck loads of cakes, I was told that the charge card would not cover such a large bill. Therefore, I could not have the cakes delivered to my house! I discovered that this family is what they call in financial circles, poor. Yes, poor, despite my telling the humans that we should be rich because rich is better than poor. Do they listen to a dog? No, they are stupid humans who don't listen to the wisdom of their dog. If they did, we would be rich like I told them. I can't believe that the humans aren't more upset over this fact. Paricularly when I won that genius award of $200. from Sears last year, that should have set the family for life. Evidently, the humans misused my money because the dingo bones they got me with the money have been long gone. I can only assume they wasted all that money on frivilous things for themselves. In addition to the "genius money", I write a blog which is probably making a least dingoillion dollars a year. Therefore, I suspect my humans are taking my money and wasting it on themselves. Sure, they get me stuff too, but my needs are simple--McDonalds burgers everyday, ice cream, toys, treats, and bones. As you can see, I ask for so little and give so much in return. I suppose I am going to have to hire one of those forensic accountants to get to the bottom of this problem. For other dogs reading this, be careful that your humans aren't spending your money on themselves. I know it is a hard thing to face, but we dogs do have to be careful. I don't want to see my pals not being able to get a truck load of treats when they need it because their humans were unwise with a dog's money!
Demon Flash Bandit (Victim)
I couldn't get a truckload either, and I know one of the drivers...he has no job, now, and they won't let him deliver anything...sigh...
We can get on Dogster if we use IE, or Opera...and Safari on the Mac, but Chrome and Firefox are working with major fleas...GRR!
I bet da humans are spending all your hard earned, BOL BOL, money on themselves too!
oh I hear they are buying everything up