My Golden Days of Doghood

My Ruff Morning Routine

November 2nd 2004 8:07 am
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Dear Diary,

Man, do I have it ruff. Every day, I have to get up early and wake up mom and dad with a thorough foot-licking session. Sometimes it seems like they are ignoring me and hoping that I'll go away! I don't know why; every morning I am a perfect dog. I'll bark my head off if anyone comes next to the door, I keep those lizards scared by chasing them off the back porch, and I even slop water all over the kitchen floor when I drink to help with the mopping. What a great dog I am! Anyway, for some reason these things seem to make mom and dad angry with me sometimes. Like I said, I don't understand it myself.

Anyway, just thought I would vent a little. I'm off for a dog-nap.



P.S. If you have any extra Halloween candy, feel free to send it to the following address:
ATTN: Bailey McDaniel

I enjoy Reeses Pieces, Snickers, and Cats, erm... Kit-Kats, I mean.


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