The Day in the life of a short girl.

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Soon we will be hearing pitter patter of little paws....not- from me though....sheesh!!

March 7th 2010 6:24 am
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Ok soon mama and the family will be getting ready to hear the arrival of new family members.George the cat...YES....a cat....is going to be a mama soon.Sometime we will be having more cats....ugh....in the house.George and Oscar...mom's Tuxedo cat and the dad of Miss George's babies are enough for me to tolerate,but KITTENS!!???
Yeah that means when they have their eyes open and can walk that means they will be running all over my TERRITORY....aka the house.But if they leave me alone,we will live in total utopia.I'm glad i am unable to have anymore puppies.

 

I had my rabies shot yesterday.

September 20th 2008 5:50 am
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Mama said that I had to go and have my rabies shot.She is afraid that I might get bitten by a wild critter that may roam around in MY yard at night if I am outside.
Ok.Mama said "Bessie,do you want to go for a car ride?"Of course I said yes,didn't she see the tail wagging 100 miles per hour?I was very excited that I got my pink leash clipped on to my collar and get to ride with mama in the car.
Mama and I sat in the back while daddy drove.I looked out the window just to make sure mama was safe.Well the car finally stopped.
Daddy got out of the car and opened the door for mama and me.
I sniffed the parking lot and the bushes.They smell different from my yard.So we walk to the building.Daddy opens the door and mama and me walk in.
Oops...I didn't like this place,so I immediately put my brakes on and refused to step in any further.That is until daddy picked me up.
Darn him.
Then this old man walks around the back with a carrier in one hand and this big old fat cat on a leash.I,of course ignored both him and the fat cat.
Then I heard :blah,blah,blah Bessie.Daddy put me on the scales to weigh me.I am proud to say I weigh 32 pounds.
So the next place we go is in a room.Oh boy.Off goes the leash.Some strange lady picked me up and held me,but I kept an eye out for mama in case she decides to leave.But...she stayed right there.
This little short lady in a white coat showed me this thing.She stuck it in my ears to look.Yeah I still have two ears,now please remove it from my ears,thank you.Then she showed me this other thing.She listened to my heart.I am still alive.
I really didn't like it when she was messing with my hips.So I smiled at her in a not so friendly smile,and I growled at her.The lady holding me said "if she growls again,muzzle her."I hate being muzzled.Hmmmph.
Then it happened!!!Ouch!!!She stuck me in the butt with a needle.That was my rabies shot.Good,its all done.Now I wont have to have my rabies shot until September 19,2011.

 

Uno tagged me.

June 6th 2007 9:05 am
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My pal uno tagged me!
Here are the rules:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged need to post the rules & their 7 pawsome facts in their Diary. Then they choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!
Here are my 7 fun facts:
1.I love my mama.
2.I love living in Florida.
3.I love my mama's guinea pig.
4.I love eating guinea pig poop.
5.I love sleeping on mama's pillow.
6.I always smile.
7.I am a nice girl

Pals I tagged:
1.Lily
2.Pepper
3.Vinny
4.Puffy
5.Blue
6.Daisy
7.Lola

 

Mama guinea pig.

May 30th 2007 10:34 am
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Mama lets me come into the room so she can cleane the guinea pig's cage.I personally have no clue as to what it is.But mama trusts me enough to where he can wander around me and I wont try and hurt him.Plus when he poops on the carpet,well hey they are neat treats to eat....mmmmm....yummy.
But the little stinker crossed that invisible line on Monday.As usual she picked him up and sat him on the floor.As he was wandering around being nosy,he did a no no.He grabbed on to my toe hair and nibbled.Ouch.Mama thought it was funny,but my opinion and hers just didn't agree.

 

I hurt my self.

April 6th 2007 9:40 am
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Ok I was rough playing with my sister,Peaches.We were having fun running around and jumping on and off the sofa.But I landed wrong last night.
So as mama and dad were eating breakfast early this morning,daddy says to her"aw...Bess is limping."Yep...there I am limping.Mama went into a panic mode.Geez.
But I can move my right paw.Check.I can move my right leg.Check.My shoulder hurts.But I am a good girl and I will be ok.Mama says she doesn't need to rush me to the vet.
She is letting me lay on her pillow so I can be comfortable.Thats why I love my mama.

 

Coyotes....

April 3rd 2007 2:11 pm
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The nice lady that lives next door says there is a coyote that was outside between our house and hers two nights ago.I don't know what a coyote is,but I don't think it is too good.
Mama says now we cannot stay outside in the evenings or even we they go away and we stay out side.We live in Florida and have a empty lot next to us and one big lot across the street from us,so what ever a coyote is mama told me it could kill small little dogs.

 

I brought my mom a present....

February 19th 2007 6:24 am
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Ok the other night me and my sister Peaches were outside.Now in our back yard we have a big ol' fence that stops intruders from coming into our yard.Well there is a gap underneath it that would let small animals under and in my yard.Well something came into our yard and me and Peaches killed it.It was a rabbit.I was sooooo proud of myself for what I did.Mama nearly passed out.She had to pick up the now newly departed bunny and dispose of it.Ok she shot me this look like...well I cannot descibe.Hey I only did what a dog does naturally.Ok I now know my job...rabbit hunter...protector of all evil rabbits.

 

Mama is very sad.

December 4th 2006 2:49 pm
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Mama is very sad today. Squeaks the hamster died in mama's hands.My furball little bitty sister was very old.And mama knew that her time on earth was coming to an end.Mama had decided to clean out Squeaks' cage,so just in case she was going to pass away,Squeaks would have a clean cage. Mama cleaned out Squeaks cage,but mama said she didn't want to go back in her cage.She wanted to lay in mama's hands and just be petted.But mama let Squeaks walk on mom's bed,then she picked her back up where mama watched Squeaks pass away in her hand.
So Squeaks the hamster went home to be with my brother,Copper.He was waiting for her.Rest in peace my little tiny sister.

 

Guess what i found buried in my back yard!!!

November 22nd 2006 5:36 am
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Mama just had a new wooden fence put in so we can run around the back yard.But mama says its because she loves me and doesn't want me getting out and hit by a car.Ok...i can understand that.
So as mama was chasing two small humans she calls kids...i found something neat in the yard to roll in.C'mon ...guess what i found to roll in????
Ok...i found my brother Buttercup the guinea pig.I pulled him out of the ground,towel that he was buried in too.Mama almost freaked out because she thought he was buried really deep.Guess not mom.So mama was running around with Buttercup still in his towel and she finally put his smelly body(of course i thought he smelled just fine...but hey,i'm a dog) in a black garbage bag.When dad came home she told him what i did,but dad is a guy and he thought it was really funny.Mama didn't.

 

My new home.

November 11th 2006 7:26 am
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Well i have been watching mama and daddy finally move in to a house.Mama says it has 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms....whatever they are.Hey,after all i am a dog and cannot count,so i don't know what a bedroom is.All i know is when mama goes to bed,so do i.And i don't have a clue what a bathroom is because i pee and poop outside.
I know that i have more people in the house now.And i have to share my attention with another dog named Peaches.I love living in the house with my buddy,Macracken.But i have so much room to run around the house and just be me.I can sprawl all over the floor with out humans other than mama trying to step over me.
Oh well,as long as i have room to catch a nap....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 
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