John George Peppers on John George Peppers

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So, they tell me I'm getting tutored, and I'm like, "Fine. What's the subject? And bear in mind I'm a dog. So none of that trigonometry or anything. I mean, who in the heckfire actually uses trigonometry in their daily lives, I ask you? I'm saying: It's just not practical." Whatever, though. I can learn. If I'm smart enough to chase that ball around the living room, I can accept the fact education is an evergoing process.

So, I come back two testicles lighter. What I learned was NEVER TRUST HUMANS.