June 2nd 2010 3:01 pm
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Well I haven't been in Dogster for a long long time now. My mom got interested in another program and forgot about me and Jake. She forgot I had friends here...so this time I kicked her hard in the knees and told her she better lemme write at least in my diary. So here I am.
So much has gone on over the past few years, so I will jest talk wif you all on current events. Jest wants you all to know I am the new guard fer da tiny castle here at home. Jake has retired and is spending time wif his lovely wife...Birdie Jakers...his "Bird of Paradise." So I tries to protect da mom and da dad from the jailbirds of Caneeda. They take one look at me and they knows dey gots troubles. I wook at dem crosseyed and dey run. Dey know I mean business.
And my mom is gettin a bit better with the new orange beast machine. Only problem she has is gettin it started to run. Its not like her old Orange Monster. I think it's gonna be a hot summmer cuz its been a hot spring so far. And we pugs have a hard time breathin in it...so in order to guard dis here tiny castle, I gots an air conditioned room wif all the nice contraptions. :o)
Well time fer me to stop typin. My paws are sore..cuz I ain't use to doin this myself. So talk later you gatordawgs.
Very truly yours,
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