The day I met my new family!

I remeber the first day I meet my mom an dad, they took me to this weird place it was real big an it had a lot of rooms. My mom says it was a motel, but I really dont think she new what she was talkin about. We had to stay there because my mom an dad drove so far to get me. I remeber the day we left that weird place their was a lady in the hall with this big cart an for some reason I was afraid of it, so my mom tried pullin me past it but there was no budgeing me I was not goin past. So, after they tried for about 10 mins my dad had to carry me down the hall (an mind you I weighed 68lbs. so it was so funny). They brought me home an I was so scared this big dog came running at me and I backed up an jump on the couch by my mom an hid behind her. She assured me everything was alright, here I find out it was just Bubba. I like him alot. To top off my first day comin home I was havin my first women problem so my mom went to the store. She brought back a diaper for me I hated it so bad. It that was my first day at home.