Its a tough life I live......

size ain't a thing....

February 8th 2007 5:38 pm
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my momma doesn't understand why i have the need to bark at other dogs when I am walked around the neighborhood...but come on, i'm just trying to protect my area. one day, when my mommy was walking me, a big yellow lab came up from behind and sniffed me!!! YIKES! I hurried up and tried to finish my duty but wasn't fast enough....he sniffed me but i didn't get to sniff him/her (what a rip-off). then i just tried and pulled as hard as i could to follow that dog....but momma said no. then i just sat there and kept barking and barking and barking and barking. all that barking for nothing....my momma just took me home! and my momma says that i think i am a big bully....ummm hello mommy?! I AM A BIG BULLY! just because you say I'm small does not mean I have to be!! I like barking at the big dogs and even if I get scared when you lunge at me...so what?! I will still bark at them! I like barking at the small dogs and I like to have a "bark-war" with the neighbor....it doesn't matter....I'm not like those out of control kids on tv!

mommy seems to not get it at all....barking makes me seem bigger to the others....so even if i am smaller than them, I'm still the boss!!!!! mommy has this crazy name when I bark at big dogs...."small dog syndrome..." i do believe she is making fun of me when she says it. she was talking to another lady with a chihuahua and i kept barking at the chi but he didn't even look at me, thas how strong my bark is!! i made him shiver....i saw his knees knockin' a little bit. my mommy said that if there was a dog fight between a small dog and a big dog, that more than likely the small dog started it. *hrmph* i dun like my mommy's tone so much.....

 
 

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