A Day in the Life Of Zoey

The Countdown to....Another Haircut

April 27th 2005 10:16 pm
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Well folks, it won't be long before the unthinkable will happen again...yes, that's right, I am going to get another haircut. But the good news is Tigger is getting one too! HE'S GONNA LOOK SO FUNNY HE'S GONNA LOOK SO FUNNY HE'S GONNA LOOK SO FUNNY! He won't be cute anymore and won't take attention away from me and won't bug me as much..YAY YAY YAY! AND EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT HIM!!! They all saw me last year, so they won't laugh at me...at least that's my theory. Please, don't burst my bubble. I fully realize that they may very well laugh at me...but I'm in denial...you know, that river...at least I think...wait, now I'm confused....
Oh well, there's another thing I just don't like about Tigger..he keeps taking my toys! They are my toys! I always have to end up kicking his tail which usually gets me in trouble and gets my toys taken away! I hate that! Why can't he get his own toys? You know, ugly, stupid things that I don't want. Granted, I have never seen a toy that I don't want, which of course means that ALL TOYS ARE MINE!!!! What have I been saying? Geez, you'd think it wouldn't be hard for a little pup to understand...he seems smart enough! Well, that's just another problem with being a big sister.

 

Busy Busy Girl

December 21st 2004 7:07 pm
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Sorry I haven't written in awhile, but I have been busy! Of course, I have been in charge of everyone the house, but other than that, I went to the doctor and got spayed. Since then, I have lost all kinds of weight! I lost about three pounds! But don't worry, I was chubby, I needed to loose some and the doctor said it was fine. My leg is getting better and it isn't so hard to walk on anymore! I am excited about that. I can get around pretty good now, even if I have to hold my leg up sometimes. When I do that, Sissy calls me Gimpy. I really don't care what she calls me as long as she gives me lots of attention. As I am sure Tigger has reminded you, Christmas is coming up soon and I hope Santa is bringing lots of toys. Of course they will be all for me. Tigger is out of his mind if he thinks I am going to share my toys. He slobbers, a lot! If I get a toy after he has had it, I practically drown in his slobber! I know it's gross, but that's the only way I can explain it! Well, I hope everyone has a happy holiday! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

 

The Three-Legged Dog and the Squeaky Fish

November 22nd 2004 10:43 pm
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I have pretty much turned into a three-legged dog lately! My back left leg hurts bad, but Mommy and Sissy took me to the doctor and they gave me a shot (yuck!) and then gave me some pain pills, so I have been doing good on those. Oh, after we went to the doctor, Mommy and Sissy took me to the toy store! I got to go in, but my stomach was a little upset, so Sissy and I went back to the car and waited for Mommy...Mommy picked out the coolest new toy for me! It's a fish that squeaks! It's my favorite! I absolutely love it! Sissy took it away over the weekend while she was cleaning the house, but I got it back! I LOVE IT!!!

 

I LOVE ATTENTION!!!

November 3rd 2004 10:39 pm
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Have I ever mentioned how much I like attention? Well, I love it!!! It is my favorite thing, to get to lay on my back with a toy in my mouth and have my belly rubbed and my legs massaged and my back scratched, it is so great! Tigger doesn't understand, every time I am getting attention, he comes over and wonders what I'm doing. He has this thing about feet. He likes it when people pet him with their feet. I know, it's disgusting, but that's the way Tigger is. I always try to remind him of the things they step in with their feet...usually because we leave them on the floor! But does he listen? No, he just leans his head on someone's toe and gives them that, "I'm so cute" look. That dog gets away with murder!

 

A Hairy Situation

September 23rd 2004 3:32 pm
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Do you wanna know something that bothers me? My hair is taking FOREVER to grow back. Sure, it was kind of cute when I first got it cut because it wasn't so thick and problematic, and I had a cute little bandana on, but now I miss it. It's at that in-between stage where it kind of stands up on my back. I hate it. I think I am going to ask for extensions...do they make those for dogs? How come Tigger got to keep his long hair for the summer? I think Mommy said something about his hair not being as unruly as mine was or something, but he's unruly enough for him and his hair! I vote next summer, Tigger has all his hair shaved! Who's with me?

 

I Love My Yellow Pillow!!!

September 22nd 2004 10:16 pm
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Guess what? I got a yellow pillow! Sissy gave it to me to sleep on right next to her. Tigger is jealous! I really like the color yellow. It relaxes me when my job as the dog in charge gets me stressed. Sissy also gave me a heart pillow that has her name on it. I lay my head on it and sleep. The picture of me with all my hair cut off has my yellow pillow in it. I LUV IT!!! Guess what also: Mommy and Daddy gave Tigger and me new bones today! I love rawhide bones! But Tigger kept trying to steal mine! He's such a brat! I hope Mommy takes him to get shaved next summer! Did you notice my hair cut? It has grown out a lot, the picture of me with Tigger is the most recent. Well, I have to go to bed now, a girl needs her beauty rest.

 

The Luxurious Life of Zoey

September 20th 2004 9:53 pm
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Today was a good day for lounging around. I slept in this morning, and I would have slept longer if Sissy hadn't woken me up. What does a girl have to do to get her beauty sleep? But oh well...then I slept on the couch for awhile, until Tigger decided he wanted to fight, so I had to kick his tail, and then Poppy came over and we went for a walk. I am not a huge fan of walks, but they are good for spending time with Poppy and keeping up my girlish figure. So I went on a walk with Poppy and the other dogs. Have I mentioned how the other dogs get on my nerves? They don't understand that Poppy is MY Poppy and they are always wanting attention from him. I try to tell them all the time, but they refuse to listen. Anyway, after our walks, I pretty much stayed inside and rested every now and then getting a bite to eat. Then I went in Sissy's room and lounged on the pillows she set up for me. That's all for now!

 

Zoey Rules, Tigger Drools! - The turmoil of having a little brother

September 14th 2004 9:22 pm
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I am not going to be out-done by that little twerp, Tigger, I will tell you that right now! He tries to out-do me on everything! Do you know how aggrevating it is having a little brother? From the moment I wake up, he is right in my face trying to start a fight. I don't want to fight with the little brat, but I finally give in and kick his little tail all over this house. He does things just to get on my nerves! I am telling you, life was so much easier before he came along. I had the attention of Mommy, Daddy, Sissy, and Poppy. I only had minor interruptions of attention when Brutus or Moonshine were around, and they are outside dogs, so I simply demand that everyone come inside and easily solve that problem! But I refuse to let Tigger ruin my day. After all, he is my little brother, and I do love him a little bit - oh, and by the way, I will deny that until my dying day if the subject is ever brought up. It is hard being me sometimes because I am in charge of the house, after all. Tigger also always plays with my toys. For example, just the other day, Mom and Sissy brought home a new bag of raw-hide bones! Rawhide bones are my favorite. Well, Tigger and I each get one and begin chewing on them. He quickly tears his apart until he has the two ends torn off and has no idea where the middle is. Well, today, he steals mine and wants me to chew on one of his leftover stubs! Can you believe it? He also snores! He sounds more like Poppy than a little dog! He has to sleep on the same bed I do every night. He also thinks he can climb all over me! I am not a floor mat! One day, I am going to stop being so nice! I hope you don't get the impression that I am a mean dog. I am really very sweet. Mommy and Sissy say so all the time. I am sweeter than Tigger, that's for sure. I am just a little high strung when it comes to things like Tigger messing with my stuff! What does he think this is, a free country or something? Well, that's all for now, but I will write again soon!

 
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