October 1st 2008 6:08 pm
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Greetings mates,
I am on hiatus from my longterm undercover espionage assignment. I have been deep undercover as a lapdog and I can't tell you how wonderful it is to finally be done with that. Blech! There are some perks to being a pampered pup that I may miss but I can't say wearing glitter collars and acting the part of the gentelman is really for me. It's good to be back to being a doggy dog dog, if you know what I'm saying. Rolling on stinky things, jumping on people who are afraid of me, stealing food left at French Bulldog level, and peeing everywhere!
Jumping through obedience hoops like a trained seal, never again; but the intel I gathered is invaluable in my plot to take over the world. And I have to say I played the part so well that I earned bed (human guard bed) privileges which I may have to hang on to. Who can go back to a dog bed after sleeping on a King-size tempurpedic foam mattress that supports all of my joints and pressure points just right? It's the perfect place to wakeup and get in a long session of "preparation for the day" or what the humans refer to as my "snort and backscratch happy backdance." They are so clueless about proper stretching, exhalation and mucus clearing to begin the day- it's just amazing that they remain the species in charge!