My name is Alfred and I'm awesome!

Starbuck!!

February 6th 2010 8:55 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

Starbuck is my "new friend". He's this annoying little buttface that likes to take my chew bones and eat my food when my owner is not looking.

 

On my 1 week vacation!

June 8th 2006 6:56 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

My owner's sister is currently taking care of me for a week! ONe week vacation! Woo Hoo! She takes me to the park everyday and spends oodles of time with me. I have a humungous yard to run around in and my neighbor dog friends to play with. I have been getting more baths though since I have been running around and getting dirty. My neighbor who is a a very small male dog has a humping problem. Even though I am not interested in getting pregnant, he likes to come over and hump my back. I must be a pretty good looking dog to even charm the males! ;)

My owner called the other day to check up on me, she misses me so much and can't wait to see me again! Soon enough we will be together again.

 

New Haircut!

May 23rd 2006 9:29 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

It's hot in Riverside, CA. I am losing a lot of hair! Am I going bald? No, just shedding. My owner decided to take me to Petsmart and get me a haircut. Look at the new pictures of me to see my short haircut, my owner calls me a "tiger" because she finds the color of my fur to look like a tiger stripped design.

It felt strange at first because I've never had hair that short, but after a day I got use to it. My owner thinks I look very handsome! She took me home to visit my loving family a few days ago and the neighbors came over to visit. The conversation went something like this..

Neighbor: Wow, you have two dogs and they are so calm and well behaved. They bark or growl. How do you do it?

Family Member: No, it's the same dog, he just got a haircut now.

Hahaha... I guess I look so different that people mistaken me for another dog!

 

Where is the love?

April 21st 2006 4:45 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

I am a sociable dog. I love people. I love other dogs. I wish everyone could pet me and adore me, but some people are so scared of me. They scream at the sight of me and slam doors in my face when I try to greet them. Other dogs bark and growl and even try to rip me a new one. I tried to play with the neighbor's cat, Sandy, and she just whap and scratched and hissed at me instead. :( I wish there were more friendly people to play with. I only meet friendly dogs and people at the dog park.

The other day my owner took me and Daisy to the dog park. We met two dogs, Archie and Racheal. They were black labs and so much fun! We ran and ran and ran around for about a hour and a half. We had so much fun and drank so much water. I hope to see my new friends again soon!

 

You are more than just a poochy friend Daisy...

January 26th 2006 1:27 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

I am thrilled to see Daisy every morning. The first thing we do is run around and play. We ended up on Kathie's (Daisy's owner) bed during our play time. I was chewing on her ear and neck and she chewed right back, then I paused and noticed how beautiful Daisy was... and what happened after that was all fuzzy and wet. Okay, not really. Daisy started licking the inside of my mouth and I licked her mouth right back, it was like tonsil tongue hockey... but I'm not sure if dog's have tonsils. Anyways, we did that for a good 3 minutes until we noticed Kathie was watching us.

Even though the moment didn't last as long as I thought it would, I think I'm in love. You are more than just a friend Daisy, I love you.




(LOL)...

 

Butt!

January 21st 2006 2:58 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

My butt scooted along the carpet today, my owner watched me wondering wth I was doing. It itched...and... when I was done my owner freaked out. She immediately ran to the other room to get a vaccum. I decided to chew on my bone and watch her vaccum and steam vacc the room. I guess I did something bad? I don't know...

Dog bones...yum.

 

My new house

January 13th 2006 6:01 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

At first, the house made me feel uncomfortable. Daisy cried a lot and I cried half the time. I liked running around outside the yard with Daisy. One night I got out and went to the neighbors house to play with the other dogs. They were not fond of me and growled at me. Why do other dogs bark and growl at me all the time?! I just want to be their friend. :(

Kathie, my human roommate, took me to the dog park with Daisy today, we tried to play with this older dog that was at the park. He was 9 years old, but I think he was too tired to play. I think Daisy scared him... :)

Dog bones!

 

My owner is home!

December 13th 2005 7:04 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

My owner has been busy with school and work and sometimes I don't see her for 8 hours or more. I miss her and sometimes wait by the door until she returns. My other owner is home most of the time and he sometimes plays with me. Usually I play with Daisy, she is the other dog that was adopted, but by my owner's roommate. She scares me sometimes because she is so hyper, but we still have tons of fun. She is always biting my butt and I have to sit on my butt to prevent her from chewing on it. Speaking of butt, my butt itches.. *munch munch munch*.

 

Moving Soon!

December 11th 2005 10:59 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

I live in a small apartment, but my owner is moving soon! This new place will have a bigger yard for me to run around in and play with Daisy! :)

 
  Sort By Oldest First

Alfred


Subscribe

(What does RSS do?)