Life and Times of My #1 Wiggle Butt Dog!!!

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A Prayer for Animals

December 25th 2005 10:09 pm
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A Prayer for Animals
Hear our humble prayer,
O God,
for our friends, the animals,
especially for those who are suffering;
for any that are lost or deserted
or frightened or hungry.

We entreat for them all
Thy mercy and pity,
and for those who deal with them,
we ask a heart of compassion
and gentle hands and kindly words.

Make us, ourselves,
to be true friends to animals
and so to share
the blessings
of the merciful.


Albert Schweitzer

 

MISSING YOU STILL SO AD CORY!!!!!

January 2nd 2006 3:59 pm
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Cory I still find myself looking for you each day! I see so much of you in Gizmo she is getting big now! Shelby still does not understand what happened to you, and she looks and wonders when you are coming home. I know you no longer have pain, and that you are at the rainbow bridge playing, but it still is so hard. I wish I could have done more to keep you hear with me, but I just could not do anything else. I just want you to know I will always love you, and you have a very special place in my heart! Love your Mom Terry Bye my wiggle butt furbaby for today!

 

Hi From The Rainbow Bridge

January 5th 2006 12:56 pm
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Hi Mom! I miss you so! Tell Shelby and Gizmo and Coco Mocha Hi for me,and I miss them to! I got to meet a new aussie up hear who looks just like me, he is my new pet pal. Be easy on Gizmo mom she is still a pup, and she is not the same as me. I can see she is really giving you a run for your momey! LOL! She sure does have a lot of engery! But she will start settleing down soon, I think she is a lot like shelby was when she was a pup, and you know it took you some time to get her to listen real good! I know I just did what ever you wanted me to do, I was a quick study! But Gizmo will come around for you. I miss you so bad, and I know how bad you miss me. Every time I look down on you I always almost see you crying, mom you have to stop, I am no longer in pain, and I have a lot of new friends to play with till we meet again. So please try to be happy, I know it is hard! I still cry for you to sometimes. Try to put your time into Shelby and Gizmo, instead of hiding in your room so much, you need to get out, and so do shelby and giz. Just know I am watching over you, and my sisters, and oneday we will all be together again. Love Cory your #1 Wiggle Butt pupper Woof Woof I love you a barking lot!

 

Why Dogs Hate Computers!

January 5th 2006 1:33 pm
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Why Dogs Hate Computers!


10 reasons why a dog doesn't use a computer:

10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds
(It`s hard to type with paws)

9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the
question.

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.

6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing
www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites.

5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates.

4. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you've got mail.'

3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.

2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1. Can't stick his head out of Windows XP.

 

Things dogs hate about humons!!

January 8th 2006 4:46 am
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1. Blaming your gas on me... not funny... not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A WATCH DOG YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for walks, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WhooooHoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?

 

Dear Dogs and Cats!

January 9th 2006 9:25 pm
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>>>> Dear Dogs and Cats,
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> > The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.
>>>> > The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note,
>>>> > placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does
>>>> > not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I
>>>> > find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
>>>> >
>>>> > The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a
>>>> > racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object.
>>>> > Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can
>>>> > run.
>>>> >
>>>> > I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very
>>>> > sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the
>>>> > couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl
>>>> > up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep
>>>> > perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest
>>>> > extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out
>>>> > and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space
>>>> > is nothing but sarcasm.
>>>> >
>>>> > For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the
>>>> > bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to
>>>> > get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow,
>>>> > try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to
>>>> > pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I
>>>> > entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years-canine
>>>> > or feline attendance is not mandatory.
>>>> >
>>>> > The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or
>>>> > cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
>>>> >
>>>> > To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following
>>>> > message on our front door:
>>>> >
>>>> > Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About
>>>> > Our Pets:
>>>> >
>>>> > 1. They live here. You don't.
>>>> >
>>>> > 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
>>>> > furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
>>>> >
>>>> > 3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.
>>>> >
>>>> > 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
>>>> > son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and
>>>> > doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids
>>>> > ..they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier
>>>> > to train, usually come when called, never drive your car,
>>>> > don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink,
>>>> > don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't
>>>> > wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for
>>>> > college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
>>>> >

 

THE TRUTH ABOUT DOGS !

January 13th 2006 10:16 am
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous


Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers


If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went.
-Will Rogers


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney


We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made

..
-M. Acklam


Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner


A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down.
-Robert Benchley


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones


If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber


If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown


My dog is worried about the economy because Dogmore is up to R3.00 a can.
That's almost R21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein


Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain


You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret


My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

 

Top 10 PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE HUMANS !

January 31st 2006 8:05 am
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10 Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans





1. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

 

A Dog N Cat joke from a friend!

February 15th 2006 11:17 am
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

 

Joke story! You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this- one...

February 15th 2006 12:01 pm
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>> You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...
>>
>> A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
>> on a
>> night light, turned the answering machine on, and covered their pet
>> parakeet
>> and put the cat in the backyard.
>>
>> They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
>> arrived and
>> the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had
>> put
>> out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat
>> shut
>> in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
>>
>> The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
>> cat.
>>
>> The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
>>
>> Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
>> will
>> be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband
>> will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
>> mother."
>>
>> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
>> long,"
>> he says, as they drive away. "Stupid thing was hiding under the bed.
>> Had to
>> poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
>> off so
>> I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
>> her
>> from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and
>> threw
>> her out into the back yard!"
>>
>> The cabdriver hit a parked car .

 
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